A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.
More commonly referred to as fanny batter.
More commonly referred to as fanny batter.
Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?
or
Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!
or
Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!
by Irritatus Maximus September 18, 2007
A disgusting woman with an old, constantly used, stretched out vagina, one that is possibly also yeasty like a dusty muffin. Normally used as a insult in a roast fest.
Go back to the old folks home you Jurassic cunt (with that sexy tank of oxygen)!
That cougar has a nasty Jurassic cunt; not even plastic surgery could fix that mess.
That cougar has a nasty Jurassic cunt; not even plastic surgery could fix that mess.
by Knows way too damn much November 05, 2010
term given to a sexually active male that displays the ability to bruise vagina's in the process of sexual intercourse.
Person A: "Dude, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was a real cunt bruiser."
Person B: "How can you tell?"
Person A: "Better question, how can't you? Ever seen Saw II?"
Person B: "How can you tell?"
Person A: "Better question, how can't you? Ever seen Saw II?"
by van Orden December 14, 2010
Someone who has sexual intercourse with a woman who has not had sex in a while. As in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused cunt.
by Swift January 08, 2005
by alexjk2004 May 14, 2018
Dirty rotten fish aroma, followed by a strong blue cheese scent with nasal clearing notes of pussy sweat and old cum. Avoid at all costs. Some say smelly pussy is actually decaying as we speak. Thank you
by Scunther February 12, 2015
by rhomel January 27, 2005