cunt puppet

A female who thrashes about spewing obscenties while being vaginally fisted.

My exgirlfriend was a proper lady in public but turned into a raging cunt puppet when I'd cram a hand up her twat.

by stonelotus June 9, 2009

cunt party

Those cunts that park up on the side of the road and have a party. Or just a word for something that pisses you off.

Walking down the street on a friday night yoiu may see a cunt party . Or you make a mistake and exclaim "Oh what a cunt party !"

by RacHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH May 21, 2011

come a cunt

To fall over.

(A colloquialism spoken in Scunthorpe)

"hey be carefull you don't come a cunt on that slippery ice"

"oh man, I was walking past some hot chicks and came a cunt, they all laughed"

"look at the bruise on my head, I came a cunt on the way to work and banged it"

by stiff peeda February 25, 2009

cunt run

Synonym of a cunt hunt. To go around town cruising women. To go looking for pussy.

-Yo man, I got the car for tonight, me and the guys are going on a cunt run, you in?
-FOR SURE!!!

by runna fo five December 28, 2005

cunt up

Australian slang derived as a cruder form of ass over head. To slip or trip on something in such a manner that you almost perform an aerial flip.

"That kid on the skateboard went cunt up"

"Dave ya dickhead pick up ya tools, i almost went cunt up on the spanner"

by My /\/ame January 12, 2009

Cunt so Fine

Groundbreaking spray on deodorant and appearance enhancer for those not so pleasing pussies.
Gone are the days that your partner gags or runs away at the sight of your maw.
Discreet and easy to apply...you won't leave home without it!
Men!..stick a bottle in your jeans before you go out whoring......trust us....you won't regret it!

Dude, I hooked up with a super hottie last night, but her pussy looked and smelled like cat food. After a quick shot
of Cunt so Fine , I was staring at the cunt of an angel.

by Lunicus October 11, 2013

Mad Cunt

An individual that pushes boundaries and takes significant risk can be described as a mad cunt.

Wow, he just did a backflip over a car, he's a mad cunt.

by Mylo1996 February 16, 2018