Cum burger

This is the sexual act of taking a man's jizz and putting It on an unsuspecting persons cheese burger and having them eat it and telling them it's mayonnaise

Haha you just ate a cum burger fag boy/girl

by Luciepoo March 12, 2022

Cum of shame

When your mastering and someone walks in on you.

Oh dog. I was jerking it last week and my sis walked in and I had to do the cum of shame

by Buttergolm May 14, 2016

Cum talk

Meaningless words of affection spoken just after a man cums.

She didn't realize that his "I love you" was just cum talk.

by That'sStupid July 18, 2015

cum lapper

A woman who laps up spilled seed as if she were a puppy lapping up water.

Jeez, that new pornstar is a worldclass cum lapper.

by TYSON1 January 20, 2009

Cum crust

The act of cumming on her chest and letting it dry out giving it that glazed donut texture and feeding it to her

Did u like that cum crust last night

by Geeetar_boi December 1, 2019

Cum Scummer

Someone who picks up cum scum

Decklen is such a cum scummer.

by Knifingbeast58 January 23, 2022

nicotine cum

When someone cums in another's mouth and then nicotine is inhaled. The cum and nicotine get swallowed/inhaled at the same time.

dude #1: yo i just straight up nicotine cum in their mouth, it was so hot.
dude #2: whoa that sounds insane.
dude #1 : yea we got super buzzed.

by likyoil March 7, 2021