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Wierd Shit That Makes 14 Year Old White Girls Go Crazy
OMG You Got A Fucking Starbucks Coffee
by ZdziChu March 2, 2020
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Coffee

Coffee is a addicted drink or powder normally used in the morning for energy. Some people use the term Coffee as “(C)hrist (O)ffers (F)orgiveness (F)or (E)veryone (E)verywhere”
I’m having a energy rush on coffee!
I learned what C.o.f.f.e.e meant at church today!
by i0nlyspeakFactS March 8, 2020
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Coffee, kiss, and quarantine?

It’s the new Netflix and chill, imax and climax, etc in the time of coronavirus pandemic.
Person to attractive quarantine candidate: coffee, kiss, and quarantine?

Candidate: thanks, but id rather go shopping for disinfectant wipes with you unless you have a fever.
by Doctor.vin March 13, 2020
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coffee dealer

I just buy a coffee from a coffee dealer.
by europiancomedy March 20, 2020
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Hardcore coffee drinking

drinking 5 cups of coffee, with each cup of coffee containing 500x the amount of caffienne in normal coffee
i plan to do some hardcore coffee drinking today
by Herobrine_from_minecraft March 24, 2020
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Coffee

also: coffé, live juice, the reason to live
Together with alcohol, tobacco, and sometimes cannabis, coffee is one of the legal drugs.
Other than the first tree, coffee is a drug that is mostly accepted as normal in our society even though it ist mostly even more addictive than illegal drugs.
Extremely addicted people can't stay awake or resist to take another dose, not even a single day.
Coffee is also a transitional drug for harder drugs like energy drinks or coffee shots, that can even have a harder impact on the body.
The addictive of coffee is caffeine, side effects of caffeine are sleeplessness, without caffeine the body gets sleepy and rectitude.
Ready to consume coffee is often sold in coffee bars by dealers, they are often called baristas in the scene.
It is forbidden to drink alcohol in the public, but coffee is often consumed on the way.
customer: "I need another dose of coffee ... how about a large Frappe with soy milk"
barista/dealer: "you don't have the money for it, last time you even pledget your pants for one."
by LucSkyr0b June 2, 2020
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smell the coffee

When you hustle all day, keep working like crazy and are in execution mode 24/7, you often forget to recognise the amazing things you've built and done along the way.

That's when you need to take some time, reflect, recharge and be proud of what you've achieved: That's "smelling the coffee", or "smell the coffee".
"I've been working non-stop on these projects for the last quarters! It's crazy!"
"You should definitely take some time to reflect. Take a step back! Don't forget to 'smell the coffee'..."!
by trex_downasaur June 26, 2020
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