Ball pinced

When you pinch your balls on accident.

I just got Ball Pinched.

by Nate G. March 28, 2005

Lawyer Ball

The art of playing the rules instead of playing a game. For example, trying to work out a walk in slow-pitch softball. Swing the bat, you puss!

Also applicable to weenies who demand free throws after the slightest contact in a pick-up basketball game and d-bags who take yardage penalties in backyard football games.

Pops: Hit it out of the park, boy!
Son: Don't pressure me, I'm trying to work the count.
Pops: Don't play lawyer ball, son.

by Harris Bergstein December 24, 2006

breezy balls

While engaged in sexual intercourse, the female expunges a robust gas from her anus. The "Breeze" gusts over the males "Balls".

"Last night I nailed a broad and she gave me "Breezy Balls", man did she stink!!!"

by Pistol Pete xxx July 9, 2005

fanny balls

A Scottish curse word.

Often pronounced "Fanniebaws"

"stop kickin me ya pure wee fanniebaws!"

by Sarah xHx April 20, 2003

ball hummer

noun.

The art or act of taking testicles into your mouth and humming at the same time.

He's so hot, I really want to give him a ball hummer.

by TShel August 10, 2006

Balled Up

Something or someone is wrecked, smashed up, f'd up etc...

"And u sent tears from heaven when u seen my car get balled up" - Kanye West on his accident from the Album - College Dropout (Never Let Me Down)

by holla_at_ya_boy March 6, 2004

Swimmer Balls

The dry, irritated, shrunked form of balls usually received after swimming for too long. Wearing a speedo only makes this condition worse, as it also compresses said balls.

After the all day invite, I had such a bad case of swimmer balls, I spent the rest of the night scratching them and rubbing moisturizer on them, but in the end, the only thing that could fix it was a nice tea bagging from my girlfriend.

by cookiemonsterwanteatyou September 12, 2009