Redneck Air Conditioner

Underwear that has been dipped in water to be worn by itself while sitting in front of an electric fan.

Tom said it was so hot yesterday that he had to put on his Redneck Air Conditioner.

by NancyinGA July 6, 2008

Hang an Air Freshener

A technique used by Plant Managers to divert Regulators from identifying that they are fucking idiots.

Regulator: "I believe that the Management decisions at this plant are suspect and I'm going to investigate this more."

Plant Manager: "Frank (licensing grunt), Hang an Air Freshener....quick!"

by Dream in the Mirror December 27, 2007

Mexican Air Force

Mexican yard man with a gas powerd leaf-blower.

"I can't hear you, the Mexican Air Force is on maneuvers in my back yard. Let me call you back."

by Kimber Mullen January 14, 2007

Put One In The Air

Smoking A Joint With Someone

Hey, You Wanna Put One In The Air, I Gotta Gram Of Mids

by Cody M. April 25, 2006

cincinatti air freshener

N. a fart left in an elevator for future occupants to enjoy

"phew it stinks in here i think that guy before me left a cincinatti air freshener in the elevator"

by dlocker April 5, 2010

Ghetto Air Conditioner

A $10 box Fan Set up in an Open Window. Often by people to cheap to buy an air conditioning unit!!

Man That Leroy is a cheap bastard its 100 degrees out, He got Central Air and yet he got that Ghetto Air Conditioner goin full blast instead!!

by pza97 April 4, 2011

Air Traffic Controller

One who keeps the little blips from running into each other.

The Air Traffic Controller is the one who "really" flies the planes in his or her airspace...NOT THE PILOTS.

by TRACKER August 2, 2007