This kid is mature as hell, funny, kind when need be, understands when to joke around in serious situations or not. He’s just a package of everything, he’s David Perez. Although he laughs at fucked up things, he knows his morals which is good. He’s just fucken David man, no he’s not fucking himself (lol), but he’s just him. He doesn’t care about what people have to say about him, 0 fucks given and that’s sexy, hella attractive man. He knows how to treat his women, he’s no boy, he’s a man. All in all his humor is great and appearance wise it’s a plus. Looking at him makes you get lost in his eyes, like you’re lost in this empty landscape with just you and him. You sort of just forget your surroundings, it’s amazing really. His eyes are filled with ambition, this dweeb is a walking trivia that says random facts non-stop, but hey I’m not complaining, day by day I learn new things . He’s like a painting I have to observe closely, every stroke, every definition, shadow, etc. defines him as a person. There’s more to know of him than just seeing him in school and speaking to him there, he’s more than just a face, but a person that’s loveable and will cherish you to the moon and back. Although he may see his name as mediocre, there’s a lot of meaning to it just like there’s a lot of meaningful things about him. He’s David, David Perez. The man of your dreams.
Grace: hey did you hear about that kid David? He’s pretty flame
Lili: Hell yeah, is girl Ali is lucky
Grace: Man I know, where can I get me a David?
David Perez: The man of your dreams
Lili: Hell yeah, is girl Ali is lucky
Grace: Man I know, where can I get me a David?
David Perez: The man of your dreams
by Lilac Wonders Midnight Dreams January 21, 2018
Get the David Perezmug. The bible story that put more of the wrong people in power than just about any other story. Napoleon and Hitler most likely saw a little bit of David in themselves (even though they weren't Jewish kings), and likened themselves to David, fighting their opponents with a slingshot and outwitting them.
David and Goliath is a story of a Jewish youth who defeats a larger opponent, and more people who are not Jewish have used it to gain support for their cause/make it more popular (especially if its bullshit) than just about any other bible story.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2019
Get the David and goliathmug. It was too bad what happened to Tony. He got totally David Quakenbushed.
Jimmy has some really nice children. Its just too bad he had to get David Quakenbushed to get them.
Me and my friend were going to move to Portland, but somebody David Quakenbushed him.
Jimmy has some really nice children. Its just too bad he had to get David Quakenbushed to get them.
Me and my friend were going to move to Portland, but somebody David Quakenbushed him.
by Li Fung Chang October 21, 2010
Get the David Quakenbushedmug. by Regal Man September 11, 2011
Get the Wavy Davidmug. David...The kind of guy to try and smexy talk the lady’s but all he gets is a smack on the face,even though he sounds bad he is always loyal to his friends.
by Urbanlover69 March 14, 2018
Get the david moradomug. He is super cool and funny, he has a huge wee wee and will fuck your guts out in bed, you definitely don’t wanna miss out on someone like him.
by TeheHaha September 19, 2020
Get the sir davidmug. by Bsosvak January 30, 2016
Get the Horny Davidmug.