David Egloff

a portly fellow who loves to drink and occasionally hits his wife.

That dude rocked his wife just like David Egloff.

by David Egloff October 24, 2008

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David Goodenough

This is a character from the french youtube channel Joueur Du Grenier. He is depicted as a man who passes everything off as "good enough" with a shrug.

One use it to personify excessive tendency to put things into perspective (sometimes in a ridiculous or careless way).
Also used for burlesque black humor when one is pointing out good things in dramatic situations.

*Listens to the last Justin Bieber album*
David Goodenough: It's not that bad, he looks good on the album cover !

*A wild fire is burning a forest*
David Goodenough: It doesn't seem THAT dangerous, and it will warm the animals up !

by Yuni Tsukiyama January 13, 2021

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David Whales

(noun) A comparison of a picture of a whale and former MLB pitcher David Wells, often used humorously in internet message boards

To lighten up the harsh argument, he posted a David Whales picture in the thread.

by N. Lipstick January 03, 2010

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Horny David

The horniest of all david's, primarly found in the wild and likes to prey on unexpected men.

I just saw a Horny David in the forest, watch out guys.

by Bsosvak November 23, 2015

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David Perez

This kid is mature as hell, funny, kind when need be, understands when to joke around in serious situations or not. He’s just a package of everything, he’s David Perez. Although he laughs at fucked up things, he knows his morals which is good. He’s just fucken David man, no he’s not fucking himself (lol), but he’s just him. He doesn’t care about what people have to say about him, 0 fucks given and that’s sexy, hella attractive man. He knows how to treat his women, he’s no boy, he’s a man. All in all his humor is great and appearance wise it’s a plus. Looking at him makes you get lost in his eyes, like you’re lost in this empty landscape with just you and him. You sort of just forget your surroundings, it’s amazing really. His eyes are filled with ambition, this dweeb is a walking trivia that says random facts non-stop, but hey I’m not complaining, day by day I learn new things . He’s like a painting I have to observe closely, every stroke, every definition, shadow, etc. defines him as a person. There’s more to know of him than just seeing him in school and speaking to him there, he’s more than just a face, but a person that’s loveable and will cherish you to the moon and back. Although he may see his name as mediocre, there’s a lot of meaning to it just like there’s a lot of meaningful things about him. He’s David, David Perez. The man of your dreams.

Grace: hey did you hear about that kid David? He’s pretty flame

Lili: Hell yeah, is girl Ali is lucky

Grace: Man I know, where can I get me a David?
David Perez: The man of your dreams

by Lilac Wonders Midnight Dreams January 20, 2018

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