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Jack Hurley

A level 5 sex move when you have your girlfriend eat your ass in order to ejaculate.
Did you hear Bach got Jack Hurley'd at the hornswoggle meetup last night?
by Apdogod1 June 6, 2023
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jack sock

A sock used for the purposes of masturbation, often found hardened and flaking, stuffed down the side of the bed in a teenage boy's room. Also the unfortunate name of a US professional tennis player.

Not to be confused with jock sack, a Scotsman's ball bag.
"That guy's name is Jack Sock??!!"
by Jon Salat November 15, 2017
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Jack Time

time for a cigarette; whenever you want a cigarette, announce that it is jack time
dude: hey man its jack time, you got a light?
by veree November 28, 2011
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anti-jack

Firmly gripping your penis and wedging it between the claw of a hammer, causing an inconceivable amount of pain.

The opposite of ejaculation.
fuck man i'm so bummed i'm gonna go home and anti-jack
by XyferGaming October 4, 2017
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jack ray

the kind of kid who can build a pc with his damn eyes closed
by jackarooo January 4, 2019
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Jack Merridew

A child who wanted to kill a pig and turned into a psycho And tried to kill a child called Ralph

Credits to William Golding
“Oh for goodness sake where are all of my pigs???”

Oh god Jack Merridew has been…”
by Norchi and Souja April 8, 2022
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Gift-jacked

After someone has confided what they plan to get a common recipient as a gift, gift-jacking is stealing that person's gift idea and buying it for the recipient yourself first. Result is that they have to think of something else to give. Often followed later with the gift-jacker mentioning what they got the recipient and pretending it was their idea in the first place.

Noun form is Gift-jacker: being the person who does the idea theft.
I was going to get Jane an apron for Christmas, but I got gift-jacked by my Mom.
by etcetera16 December 24, 2010
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