Spouse-Jack

Hijacking your spouse/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend online account (Facebook/Twitter/etc) that has been left logged in and unlocked (Laptop/Phone/Tablet) to post funny messages as them.

I forgot to lock my iPhone and my wife Spouse-Jacked my Facebook account.

by futiles September 05, 2010

Base Jacking

Masturbation performed exclusively at the base of ones penis.

Steph was base jacking her co-workers Craig and Jason that she developed carpal tunnel and had to file for workers comp.

by Brodie Staxxx July 06, 2019

NO Jacking January

No jerking off january. You may not jerk off to anything or anyone. It’s like No Nut November. Good luck gamer boys.

Boy 1: you she’s super hot.

Boy 2: too bad it no jacking January

Boy 1: shit.

by MonthMaker January 03, 2019

anti-jack

Firmly gripping your penis and wedging it between the claw of a hammer, causing an inconceivable amount of pain.

The opposite of ejaculation.

fuck man i'm so bummed i'm gonna go home and anti-jack

by XyferGaming October 04, 2017

Jack Time

time for a cigarette; whenever you want a cigarette, announce that it is jack time

dude: hey man its jack time, you got a light?

by veree November 27, 2011

Jack-slapped

Slapped so hard you forgot everything you know, I.e., you don't know Jack..Jack-slapped

Person 1: Hey what are you doing?
Person A: Messing with the police.
Person 1: You're going to get Jack-slapped

by Nepuuuu January 01, 2020

Jack Avery

Jack Avery is the everything and is the explanation of perfect he is part of the band why don’t we and his hair is so lit I live for it aswell as his serially amaZING voice aswell as the rest of the bands voices ❤️

Jack Avery is apart of why don’t we and is amazing!!

by @jackavery.and.the_man._band August 09, 2018