Shit paralysis

The inability to move from having to shit extremely bad.

Having to poop so bad if you move you're going to poop your pant.

I was stuck at the bottom of the stairs, suffer from shit paralysis.

I was stuck at the bathroom door with shit paralysis for like 5 minutes.

by Pulpi1 June 1, 2014

shit the rag

When a person messes up looks like a asshole doing it. When you fail so miserably that you shit yourself.

"Findlay, you really shit the rag on this one, you missed that layup and you fell down on your ass doing it!"

by Timmy-K August 28, 2011

evolution shit

A turd so long that it emerges from the water in the toilet bowl.

Sometimes when I take an evolution shit in a public toilet I'm tempted to leave it and wipe my ass in another stall.

by SadPepe December 10, 2018

shit page

A stupid definition for trash account that Hanna just made up on the spot

"Was it on her shit page?"

"Hanna, what the fuck is a shit page?"

by Paul Nosylla February 20, 2017

Shit Rolled

When what you think is a link to something you want to see actually directs you to a video of Rebecca Black singing "Friday."

Clu: You gotta check out this new band, it's awesome! Look, here's the video.

Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday...

Eric: Arrrgh man, you just Shit Rolled me again!

by The Riqo April 6, 2011

Ma Shit

A term in ebonics (ignore occasional wiggers) in reference to a male sexual organ.

Jerome said to that over-used hoe: DON'T TOUCH "MA SHIT" YO!

by MandingoTrump September 5, 2018

Ate shit

To fall hard, often face-first, while walking, running, or attempting to perform a stunt. Eating shit may result in injury, because this type of fall often happens too quickly for the person to put their hands out to catch themselves.

"What happened to Adam's face?"

"He ate shit on his run this morning--the sidewalks are really icy!"

by grimm23 January 30, 2022