h/p/a/v

adj.
/eych-pav/

A minification of terms popular on internet and bulletin board systems (BBS) throughout the 80s and 90s denoting that the sysop hosted hack/phreak/anarchy/virus content on their server.
"Rusty n Eddies was one of the most popular h/p/a/v sites in the world until the Wire Fraud Act of 1996 was passed and the following Hacker Crackdown resulted in its closure."
by NOSliwes November 21, 2009
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Dick Von V

The act of masturbating on one’s knees while fantasizing about other men winning in fantasy football.
Richie’s European girlfriend walked in on him while he was in full Dick Von V mode.
by Supincome September 13, 2019
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ur uncle :v

something my friend uses ALOT which has grown on us too.
oh and shes lesbian.
eg. who is that LMAOO PLEKLDKNLFKJD

my friend: ur uncle :v
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Very rare to come across, you had a 8% chance of finding this and you did. Congratulations! You will have one childhood wish come true in 5 years. What the wish is, you shall not know.
i'm lucky I "typedxnwjndebwyvheuqwjcoknivhexw v feudkqcjneivnwoc"!
by im not in the mood June 07, 2022
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Mám v píči

Man 1 : Do you know your ex has a new boyfriend?
Chad : Mám v píči
by Lukys April 22, 2021
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gina v pussy

gina v pussy can mean lots of things. it most likely stands for i’m a slut for anime characters or fictional characters. also referring to vagina pussy but reversed.
i’m such a gina v pussy!
by iamolivia October 15, 2021
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the v-day curse

(aka. the valentine’s day curse)

a curse set on a person that dooms any relationship they would have to break up right before February 14; they are always lonely on valentine’s day no matter how many SOs they might have had.
Alex: Hey Jaden, what are you getting your girl for Valentine’s Day?

Jaden: She broke up with me yesterday out of nowhere, i swear it’s the v-day curse at me again.
by nkb0095 January 27, 2022
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