Cap-Man

When something is a hard no, definitely not approved or just not happening.

Examples: "Tried to get the tube to work today but it was cap-man"

by SomeoneVeryFuckingSenior July 9, 2025

iron man

the hottest male marvel character played by the hottest male

rdj

what’s your favorite marvel movie? iron man fs! stark industries is so cool

by kamryn_c June 28, 2021

The Ice Man (Tim)

The Ice Man is as cold as ice, can play guitar,and wishes he was Val Kilmer.He chases cats, secretly rivals with his twin brother,but in the end,is just a small melting ice cube that tries to sell Amway products to no avail.

It was hot out,so she hoped The Ice Man (Tim) would cometh...but he was just a melted cube of ice.

by NorrisCode July 7, 2024

man's pole

penis, dick ,

you : damn , Michelle got a fat ass
me : imagine what that will do on a man's pole

by daprisman_togi May 5, 2022

man with a white van

I don't know him but he is very trustworthy and honest so if he says he has candy, you best get in the van.

Vanman: hey kid d'you want some candy?

Child: I sure do mister.

Vanman: then get in the van.

Kid1: I heard there's a man with a white van on the corner.

Kid2: I'm gonna ask if he has some candy

by Not a vanman June 28, 2021

The two-legged man

A sex position so simple even a virgin could master it!

Andrew’s pornstache is deceiving. He probably couldn’t even pull of the two-legged man.

by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021

man purse

Another word for a man's asshole. When they are used for smuggling.

"Fuck, we are getting pulled over! Put this bag in your man purse!"

by freebitcoins.com May 22, 2022