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Bomb Fuck

A sexual position, in which the male stands atop a dresser or some piece of furniture as a wrestler would perch hisself on a turn buckle.

Then, while fully erect -- he frog splashes in and onto the woman.
Lianne wanted something new in the bedroom. So I gave her the Bomb Fuck.
by TomKVideo December 29, 2008
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Christ On A Fucking Bike

Christ on a Bike, but in Spades.

(But only used as an epithet of outrage and frustration)
"Christ on a fucking bike."
(Accompanied with pen being physically hurled across the desk)

"This idiot's complaining the report's 'different from' the last time they ran it. What do they do when they get a bank statement? Ring up Barclays' and say 'this statement's different from the one you sent me last June?"
by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003
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Fucking Stupid Donkey

Used to describe someone who's annoyingly dim and slow

The term was created by a friend of mine in the heat of anger, shouted at a new female employee resulting in them running out the office in tears.
Sort it out yourself you---you fucking stupid donkey!!!
by The Spike February 20, 2007
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Fuck Me Proper

1. To get fucked until you have become proper or have learned your lesson. Usually said after one has done something really bad.

2. When having sexual intercourse, one does a position or sexual activity wrong causing the other person/partner to yell out "FUCK ME PROPER!"
Joe: "Should I put it here?"
Jamie: "Fuck me proper!"
by ManOfCars June 22, 2009
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fuck my life

a term that is used to express that something has gone wrong and ruined your plans., but used in small situations that really affect nothing important.
"awww man, I bought the wrong gum, fuck my life."
by look_im_a_skater April 8, 2009
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Curly Headed Fuck

Defined as a fat venomous semi-bi polar bitch with tight curly hair often known by the name of Stacey
Example #1.........My recent superviser forced me to quit because she was a curly headed fuck!
by none of your bizak January 20, 2011
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fucking the proverbial dog

Jeff: What are you doing there?
Dave: Fucking the proverbial dog. ie. fucking the well known dog. ie. legally useless
by Jeff April 9, 2003
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