Yuppie-Ass-Jersian

First of all they are ALWAYS from New Jersey. You know the type. They act all tough but they really are just bitch ass pencil pushing homos with anxiety problems. They have a little bit of money and power with decent connections so you might be tempted to put up with their bullshit. Total bitches though, and eventually if you hang out with them long enough, you too will share their qualities. Eventually you will move to Jersey and move your head around like a bitch when you get agitated and curse out innocent by-standers for no apparent reason. Be warned my friend, be warned.

Yuppie-Ass-Jersian: HEY UH I'LL KICK YOUR ASS DEA!!
Guy Minding His Own Business: Shut the fuck up you Yuppie-Ass-Jersian.
Yuppie-Ass-Jersian: Oh right, sorry dea, don't tell my boss OK buddy ahhhh.

by Dahn Turgenson February 8, 2009

hot slice of ass

A guy who is so incredibly good looking - in every way- that they are just that- a hot slice of ass. Possibly derived from the pure nirvana that comes from a hot slice of steamy pizza, but translated into male form.

Did you see that new LAPD Captain Downtown? He is a hot slice of ass!

by Downtown Anne December 28, 2005

pop it in yer ass

when you pop something in your anus or even the rectum which is the same thing.

Billy was a fag so he loved to pop things in his ass

by bill January 19, 2004

January's Fat Ass

1) Fat annoying bitch that does not know when to shut her fat mouth.
2) Biggest slut in the world
3) Has a big case of jungle fever (look at example 2)
4) Makes triple xl look small... somehow...
5) Biggest piece of dirt.

1) January gave head to a black man and a mexcian at the same time
2) January gave head then to Gary Smith
3) Dosen't know how to dress wearing clothes that girls who have a waist of 40 inches or less should be wearing...
4) SHE HAD SEX WITH A 27 YEAR OLD!! AFTER HAVING SEX WITH A KID FROM LANDON!!

Man 1 - Well of course she wears tight clothes she needs to get business...
Man 2 - Not that tight damn... her fat is sticking out everywhere
Man 1 - Which layer are you talking about on her body?
Man 2 - Forget it, it's to hard to tell what's fat and what clothes.

by Mellion February 18, 2005

Grab ass day

On october 25 boys can grab any girls ass.

G: Why’d you grab my ass?!
B: It’s october 25, Grab ass day
G: Oh okay

by Favorite day maker October 24, 2019

talentless ass clown

Har Mar Superstar.
Not to be mixed up with the ICP (insane clown posse).

The other day I saw the talentless ass clown's perform at a children's birthday party.

by Homerme April 24, 2007

red assed bee

Bees have stingers, and when you piss off a bee, it stings you...if you really piss off a bee, it gets red assed...therefore the stinger hurts just that much more.

Damn, after her sister took me on a date, my wife was more pissed than a red assed bee.

by doug.bingham June 24, 2008