Exclusion Zone

When you take a shit at 1:23 AM after eating your left over burrito from Chipotle, all seems well until out of nowhere your anus explodes with flatulence which is so powerful that your ass has a burning sensation and causes the restroom to smell like ass along with shit stains which take months to clean up, hence the name. exclusion zone

"Damn, that restroom is like Chernobyl, we need an Exclusion Zone around the perimeter of the restroom like the abandoned city of Pripyat. The restroom isn't going to be habitable for many many years. "

by Allosaurus Boi July 15, 2019

Swing zone

The space between the bottom half of a glory hole and your ball sack.

Dude the glory hole at Starbucks had some epic swing zone. Didn't bruise my balls at all this week.

by Chesney2k December 12, 2020

dyson zone

When you lock dyson engineers in a room for 6 years without any supervision. they do genuinely work. when I first tried them the visor part smelled bad and had to offgas for a few days. which is ironic when they’re meant to stop vocs from being inhaled.

the dyson zone is a pair of headphones with an air purifier in them. sound quality is good. makes the wearer look like one of the members of daft punk, a supervillain or a character from a cyberpunk film or video game. they’re designed for protection against air pollution and people say they work well during wildfires.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing February 28, 2025

Good zones

1. A greeting similar to good morning/evening/afternoon but includes all timezones and exclusively used on the internet. Despite the already existing greeting, “good day”, which has no specific time.

2. When you’ve been put in a good mood. Or a place where there’s good vibes. As opposed to the friend zone or “x-word” zone.

Adam: Good zones.

Kelly: Dude, just say “good day”. What’s next? A word that includes everyone in the word folks?

Marcus: My gf put me in the good zone last night.

by Dandy Jey April 15, 2024

Thug Zone

1. Maximum security prison within the Gringolandia universe… you just had to be there

2. A psychedelic dream land where you might meet Jesus Christ himself. We all wanna be in the thug zone🧖🏻 ♂️

Texting from the thug zone rn🧖🏻 ♂️🍃🍄
You’re getting sent to the thug zone after that one 🤫🧏 ♂️

by Lennitth April 10, 2024

The zone

One who is close to death can harness the power of "The zone" to gain immense power and agility.

Look! He's at only one life, and he's harnessing the power of "The zone".

by Schlurglum the wise May 14, 2020

Political dry zone

A place, often a private business or organization, where it is prohibited to discuss politics or issues related to it, with exceptions for certain social issues and or issues that may affect how that business or organization runs

Evan: Hey, did you hear about the debate last night? I hear it got really intense when the candidates fought over how to address crime and government reform.
Simone: I know, but we can’t talk about that right now because we are in a political dry zone.
Evan: I have never heard of it. What is that?
Simone: It means this restaurant expects the people eating inside it to not discuss politics. If you don’t follow that rule, they will refuse to serve you and kick you out. This type of rule is often done to reduce stress on other people dining here and the restaurant’s employees and to help prevent violence confrontations by eliminating opportunities for intense disagreements to arise.
Evan: Okay then I’ll stop.

by Vanguard 1998 May 30, 2021