wank slap

To Slap someone repeatedly on the forehead/face with your penis while they have passed out at a party.

Oh man, that party last night darren was the first one to fall asleep so i gave him a wank slap.

by Andy Scotland December 7, 2007

Tip Slap

The act of using one's hand to swiftly deliver a blow to the glans of the penis.

Guy 1: Yeah, and so when I was listening to Glenn Beck speaking, it really moved me, y'know? It inspired me to--

Guy 2: *TIP SLAP!*

by Billiam Jenkins April 12, 2010

bitch slap

this is when a girl (usually, boys tend to just deck their enemies) open handedly slaps someone's face, usually another girl. if they are feeling particularly violent they may follow it immediately with a back hand slap in the opposite direction. can be for a variety of reasons but usually it is something to do stealing peoples boyfriends.

girl one: hey i heard you made out with my boyfriend?!?
girl two: who the fuck told you that?
girl one: people saw you, bitch!
girl two: people need to get their eyes tested...
girl one: cut the crap!
*bitch slap follows from girl one*

by dollychick January 6, 2008

virtual slap

THe process of wanting to slap someone, but being elsewhere, and so you summon the VIRTUAL SLAP! You simply go *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE* and the other person becomes slapped. However, it can fail if the slappee decides to "reject" the slap

Oli: Hey Scott, you're really orange!
Scott: *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE*
Oli: Ow!

by LordBlunkey June 9, 2004

jap slap

To slap someone so hard they become slant eyed.

Back off my food before I jap slap you.

by kmac_1313 August 17, 2004

jap slap

Against political correctness, it really means to be hit with the back of the hand. Now its known as a pimp slap by yuppies trying to be urban

If you dont shut up i'll jap slap you so hard!

by daveybaby April 17, 2006

Ball Slap

The funky underground sport involving a bouncy ball and a flat surface. Bonus points awarded for random haltings of the game. (ie stuck in a shoe, stopped by a sink, burried in cat food..etc.)Served with the palm of the hand and the wild cry of any asian word; (Bonsai!, sushi!, Tea Bag!)
The ball is then vollied by a series of strange slaps and occasional catches. A kick is not prohibited, nor is it reccomended.

"So I threw my back out playing a rousing round of ball slap last night."

by Lumberjacks in checkered caps January 24, 2008