washed 

What one feels the day after getting completely stoned. One feels tired, lazy, and even the slightest movement requires immense effort due to the amount of tiredness. Some feel recurrences of their high when they're washed.

"dude, i cant go to her house, im waay too washed."

washed by John November 23, 2003

foot-washing baptist 

A Baptist who is so devout in their religion they think everything is a sin, especially anything that feels good.

He is such a foot-washing baptist, makes me wander how he had children. Do you think he flogged himself afterwords?

foot-washing baptist by Sly April 4, 2005

washing machine syndrome 

when kissing someone, they swirl their tounge around your mouth, much like a washing machine.

Guy: How was that date last night?

Guy2: Great but she has a serious case of washing machine syndrome.

Guy: Nasty!

washing machine syndrome by caaaaasey November 18, 2009

Dish Washer 

The worst job in the Restaurant business, and the lowest paying. Many people do it to start off and work their way up to a cook job, but quit due to the horrible conditions. Plus the staff don't care about you, or your goal of being a cook. They ignore you, while you spend hours cleaning pots and pans. Your arms and hands get covered in greasy dirty water, bits of cruddy food, and at the end of the day you smell horrible and your fingers are messed up from all the soap and chemicals. It's totally not worth the time or the paycheck. Avoid this job at all costs!!!

It's about time they made a machine that cleaned pots and pans instantly. Nobody wants to do Dish Washer work as a career.

Dish Washer by Metalhead83 December 1, 2011

University of Washington 

A Washington university located in Seattle, founded in 1861. Best known for the worst football season in college sports history, when they failed to win a single game in 2008.

Did you hear that famous serial killer Ted Bundy went to the University of Washington?

University of Washington by GannonPenthouse May 28, 2011

Washington Monument 

Little do citizens know, this statue regarded as a monument honoring Geroge Washington is a last resort escape pod for the president of the USA during an alien invasion.

During the year 2069, a race only known as the followers of Gorgallah will cast judgement day upon earths wet fragile surface.

Overwhelmed by fear of extermination, the president, the vice president, and a select handfew of people will be escorted to this space shuttle and escape without harm.

Secret Services: Mr. President, the followers are landing on the Eastern Coast.

President: Quickly, Get to the Washington Monument!

Washington Monument by BWSparked April 15, 2008

Washington Monument 

Noun.

A sexual maneuver in which a man engages in sexual intercourse with a woman from behind (i.e, doggie style). Then, upon climax, the man pulls out and ejaculates in that sexy little dimple in the woman's back (forming the Reflecting Pool) and immediately claps his hands above his head (forming a point) and holds this position until slapped.

Note: This move is enhanced if the man holds a blinking red light in his hands and/or whistles "Hail to the Chief" during the formation of the monument.

Dude, I was fucking this hottie last night and gave her the ol' Washington Monument. I felt so patriotic.

Guy at a bar goes up to a cute girl and asks, "Have you ever visited the Washington Monument?" The girl replies, "No, why?" The guy answers, "Would you like to?" The guy then takes the girl back to his place and proceeds to perform the above mentioned act.

Washington Monument by JD, esq. March 11, 2008