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cock waffle 

Ryan Morgan is a cock waffle
cock waffle by Steven Ober June 26, 2003

Purple Waffle

Watch out for Emily. I heard she had a purple waffle.
Purple Waffle by Captain Capsized October 16, 2016

blue waffle 

a disease that makes vaginas blue, big, and saggy
"dude I was about to go down on this girl when I saw she had a blue waffle!"
blue waffle by imonlyanatom December 3, 2010

steamed waffle 

Someone who gets constantly pwned and still thinks they're good.
Can also mean someone who thinks they know more than they actually do.
Wow, he's such a steamed waffle, he's bragging even though everyone pwned him.

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You don't even know what your talking about!! Your such a steamed waffle!
steamed waffle by upsdnz February 26, 2008

Lobby Waffle

The waffle you inevitably have at a hotel that serves breakfast and has one of those waffle makers that the waffle always sticks to the toof of after its done cooking. you only choose to have it because its not a "good" hotel and thats the only warm food there.
Hey you wanna grab a mcmuffin before we get back on the road?

Nah, I'll just grab a lobby waffle.

Whatever dude
Lobby Waffle by reunitepangaea July 20, 2011

Canadian Waffle Hot Dog 

In essence, putting your wiener in a block of cheese while pouring maple syrup on your naked body. It is usually used as a satirical art piece or part of a satirical statement.
If Jackson Pollock's paintings are worth millions, then that video of me doing a Canadian Waffle Hot Dog has got to be worth something