Mexican waffle 

A odd fetish involving the use of hot sauce being poured over a vagina, followed by eating it out. Can be used with other variables, such as crushed red pepper, jalepenos, or spicy salsa.

joe- "wanna hang out today?"
chris- "nah, im gonna go eat some Mexican waffles."

timmy- "wanna go to tacobell today?"
joe- "nah lets go back to my place instead, i got a few Mexican waffles at home."

Mexican waffle by csgsix February 18, 2011

medium waffle 

Gay sex

Boy:Savagerealm wanna have medium waffles tonight
Savagerealm: Deadass!

medium waffle by machonachtroll December 19, 2017

cock waffle 

a fat homosexual who has a small penis

Ryan Morgan is a cock waffle

cock waffle by Steven Ober June 26, 2003

Purple Waffle

A bruised blue waffle.

Watch out for Emily. I heard she had a purple waffle.

Purple Waffle by Captain Capsized October 16, 2016

blue waffle 

a disease that makes vaginas blue, big, and saggy

"dude I was about to go down on this girl when I saw she had a blue waffle!"

blue waffle by imonlyanatom December 3, 2010

steamed waffle 

Someone who gets constantly pwned and still thinks they're good.
Can also mean someone who thinks they know more than they actually do.

Wow, he's such a steamed waffle, he's bragging even though everyone pwned him.

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You don't even know what your talking about!! Your such a steamed waffle!

steamed waffle by upsdnz February 26, 2008

Lobby Waffle

The waffle you inevitably have at a hotel that serves breakfast and has one of those waffle makers that the waffle always sticks to the toof of after its done cooking. you only choose to have it because its not a "good" hotel and thats the only warm food there.

Hey you wanna grab a mcmuffin before we get back on the road?

Nah, I'll just grab a lobby waffle.

Whatever dude

Lobby Waffle by reunitepangaea July 20, 2011