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Tony Ball

The dattiest neeky game for distinguishing gentlemen to gather and unite as one whilst abusing a certain old gentleman and his decrepit wife.
Damn boys, it’s a fine day to go and play a fat game of Tony Ball
by Tiniest of balls July 28, 2022
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Toni

Toni is a sweet but quiet person, she often helps when people need it and will always be there for you. she’s a good bestfriend but she can be a lot to handle when it comes to expressing herself. Toni is described as pretty, smart, athletic and unique. get you someone named Toni.
Toni is so sweet
you’re lucky to have a toni
by Lolyoustink November 22, 2021
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tiny tony

small man who finds humour at other people’s misfortune
why’s that small man laughing at Craig's broken leg?

oh it’s just tiny tony
by tiny tony’s mate October 7, 2020
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ola wola tony

A young man that has a big nose and is often seen as a victim.
Ola wola tony: yooo wysss
Everyone : shut up
by Ndhdhhehd May 31, 2022
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Tony 2-5 Sub

When an incredibly insecure Haagster claims to be the DOM after the one true DOM, Liam (the hotdog stand), instructs the Haagster to believe he himself as a DOM, obeying the Liam Dom’s instruction, therefore the Haagster becomes the Tony 2-5 SUB.
Liam (The Hotdog Stand): Haagster, I want you to believe that you are a DOM!

Haagster (The SUB): I’m the DOM! I was born in the DOMinican republic and I own a DOMinos!

Liam (The Hotdog Stand): That’s a good Tony 2-5 Sub.
by I’m A Hotdog Stand November 4, 2022
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Cool Tony

A taboo arrangement between two or more men, designed with the intention to provide cooling relief during sweltering weather.

The procedure involves one person providing another with a chilled 5 litre (or higher volume) goon bag of standard "classic" white wine.

The recipient discards the outer cardboard box and proceeds to hold the chilled bladder to their testicles, gooch and vas deferens area for approx 8 to 10 minutes, in an attempt to cool their pipework.
Once sufficiently cooled the recipient commences to shower what is expected to be a cold stream of urine over the other party, rapidly reducing their core body temperature.
It must be noted that no monetary payment is required for a Cool Tony as it is intended and understood that the goon bag of chilled "classic" white is in itself payment for the deed.
It's too damn hot and I'm burning up. Where can a guy get a Cool Tony around here?
by Broke Aristocrat January 3, 2025
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Tony

is dumb as fuck and likes to suck big cocks. Tony has a really little penis and if you give him you huge one he might break it cause he swallow every day.
Hey its tony.
Get away from him he might break your penis
Ahhh,
he broke me really, really, really big penis.
by ufhrnam<> April 29, 2022
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