Kelsey johnson

A stupid flat ugly un loyal piece of pube hair who is a fat whore she also if your white don’t date her she cheats on you which lightskins

Person1: Is that Kelsey Johnson I heard she a cheater

Person2: ya I know

by Ttyy55 August 1, 2022

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Weston Johnson

A guy who tried to find his name on here but couldn't and decided to make his own.

Weston Johnson: *Searches name*
NO RESULTS FOUND
Weston Johnson: Fine, I'll do it myself

by TheJoeMister March 17, 2020

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FIRST SPIN JOHNSON

(noun / verb — peak internet slang)

Definition:
When someone absolutely cooks on their very first try, pulling off a win so stupidly lucky that everyone around them questions reality. A First Spin Johnson is the kind of beginner’s luck that feels like cheating — zero skill, zero experience, maximum disrespect to everyone who actually tries.

Vibe Check:
✨ First attempt
💥 Instant W
🤡 Victim of success (thinks they’re him now)

• “He full ported his Solana into his first meme coin and caught a ripper. First Spin Johnson behavior.”
• “First spin on the slot and you smack the bonus. Certified First Spin Johnson moment.”
• “Buddy tried sports betting for the first time and hit a 7-leg parlay like it was scripted. Absolute First Spin Johnson chaos.”

by First Spin Johnson December 1, 2025

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