t-hatch

someone who tries and fails to finger girls in movie theaters. when said failing they tend to finger the anus instead.

"dude! john pulled a t-hatch last night!"
"what?!"
"yeah! he fingered her ass hole!"

by modeff July 12, 2009

t-dogg

A white man acting like a Hispanic male that enjoys stealing hub caps, talking with a high pitched voice and giving out free ring tones.

Darren acts like a t-dogg and it drives me crazy

by Shannnnneeeeeeee July 01, 2009

T-5

Used when something has been built up with huge anticipation and then fails miserably.

Used in similar context to 'tits-up'. Based on the first day failings of UK's Heathrow Terminal 5 in which the 15minute check in and security pass ended up at 19hours long!

'Dude, sex with Anna. I thought she'd be good but it was totally T5'

'The Patriots went T-5 against the Giants today'

'So the Iraq war has gone T-5'

'The only thing more T-5 than this is Hiliary Clintons Campaign'

by Chapman 1807 March 29, 2008

t-c

verb. to man whore it up

He was at Sharkey's straight t-c'ing it up with the ladies.

by mr. vt November 04, 2009

T-rex

To deliver a set of three mushroom tattoos, thus resembling a dinosaur footprint (like you made with your rubber boots in the snow when you were a child).

She smiled up at me and I couldn't resist... so I gave her the ole' T-rex.

by Ryan-michael Lindsay October 10, 2004

Vitamin T

1) THC, herb, weed, skunk, marijuana, dank, green, cannabis, bud, reefer, hydro, smoke-smoke, remedy, Nature's Gift, pot, smoke, grass, schwagg, swag, Herbal Essencess.

2) A container or quantity thereof.

Hey mang, you holdin' any Vitamin T?
I need some Vitamin T, to calm my nerves, son.
Light up that T so we can get fucked-up.
Damn, this stress is gettin' to me, I forgot to take my Vitamin T.
I'll throw yah 20 for some Vitamin T.
Why you got a wild hair up your ass? Foget to take your Vitamin T?

by Prof. HighBrow March 01, 2006

T bone

Sizeable phallus, desired by all women, succulent meat on the bone, nickname mostly associated with the clan McKenna from Co.Monaghan

Turf and surf wasnt on the menu so she was surprised to get crabs with her T Bone

by Ivor Longfellow February 05, 2010