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Loli simp

Literally what it sounds like.

Someone that needs to not exist
Oh look, a loli simp
*shoots*
by 俺が見 March 3, 2022
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Simp Farmer

A guy who pretends to be a girl on online games to garner affection and more importantly, loot from simps trying to win him (her) over.
"Yo dog, Jimmy was pretending to be a girl on CoD the other day to get guns and ammo." "Jimmy's a simp farmer"
by Cul Gi July 24, 2020
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dirty simp

gay ass nigga that likes dick the ass while texting back less than 10 seconds. With the names of. (Jaylen) ect.
Jaylens a dirty simp
by jaylen is a bitch May 9, 2020
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Cuck Simp

A combination of a cuck and a simp. Somebody who is a simpleton towards anything and will bow down toward any authority figure and etc. without having anything to say. These people are afraid to offer any advice and will support anything without doing any research what so ever.
EX: A gamer who buys all of the DLC for Dead or Alive 6. "How can anybody be so stupid and spend $2,000 on a broken video game/defend the fact that they spend that much in porn? What a cuck simp!"

EX 2: A reviewer who rates something a 10/10 and ignores all of the issues of set product. "Doom Eternal gets a 10/10 yet critics ignore all the bugs/glitches/many crashes that others are experiencing? What a cuck simp!"

EX 3: A person who defends a corporation or a terrible person/leader to their dying breath/will go to EXTREME measures to prove their point. "WWE fans are hypocritical and will defend a fake product just to get over with their favorite superstars. Bunch of cuck simps!"
by VXXXXXX April 18, 2020
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Simp monkey

A simp monkey is someone who is so concerned with his fragile masculinity that he plays iMessage uno with girls
by Pee cock December 26, 2019
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simp hoe

A girl a lot of boys simp for but they are not actually a hoe
Bro I’m telling you shay is a simp hoe everyone is simping for her
by Daboiregie March 29, 2020
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Killua Simp

A simp for a adorable, assassin. We all love him.
guy: hey! who do you simp for in a anime?

me: i'm a killua simp.
by MaidLevi January 25, 2021
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