V-Punch

It is when a male does a split to get at waist level with a woman, then punches straight out into her vagina.

Woman: Last night i was at a party and this guy totally v-punched me. I won't be able to have babies.

Male: My girlfriend was acting like a real noob, so to teach her a lesson i v-punched her.

by MarkM. April 21, 2011

Eskimo punch

When making out, the collision between the two kissers noses. Often occurs when both people decide to change which angle at which they are kissing.

It was getting hot and heavy when she eskimo punched me.

by Bertastic July 26, 2010

undie punching

To punch someone in the undies. With your penis usually.

Me: How was your date last simo? Any undie punching?
Simo: Hell yeah, was awesome too. Plenty of undie punching to be had.

by Rodney Stewart March 12, 2008

falcon punch

a flaming punch that was originaly done by captain falcon. this was used in the super smash bros. series but was also used as a attack that falcon used on this evil dude in the f-zero cartoon series.

evil guy:IVE HAD ENOGH OF U! DIE!
captain falcon:FALCON PAAAWNCH
some f-zero racer:CAPTAIN FALCON!
mewone:thats what a falcon punch is guys.

by mewone April 7, 2009

poon punch

A female friend who socks you with her pootie tang.

Duuuuude!!!!! My lady friend, partner, companion person hellsa poon punched me yesterday, and left a snail trail on my leg.

by CaDog And Eriko April 8, 2004

monkey punch

Grabbing a girls long hair from behind, pulling it back quickly and punching her in the back of the head. Then doing it again and again and again... (I.e. rubber punching ball on a string)

John gave Mary a good monkey punch for giving him skeloton dick.

by dirtyjohnnyfurburger August 8, 2012

Fruit Punch

When a man and a woman have shower sex while the woman is on her period. The period juice will mix with the shower water to make a small pool of liquid at the bottom of the shower. This is fruit punch.

John : Yo, so the other day i was so tired, me and mary made fruit punch and i didnt even notice.

Zach : Yo dats craaaazy bro!

by americarunsonDH69 July 9, 2011