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It is when a male does a split to get at waist level with a woman, then punches straight out into her vagina.
Woman: Last night i was at a party and this guy totally v-punched me. I won't be able to have babies.

Male: My girlfriend was acting like a real noob, so to teach her a lesson i v-punched her.
by MarkM. April 03, 2011
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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