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asparagus pee 

The smelly urine that developes after eating fresh asparagus. It is cited that everyone gets asparagus pee but only 20% can smell it. To those that can, the aroma is unmistakable, a uniquely bad smell. To those who can't, be careful to flush after eating a big plate of asparagus, you may make that new love interest run in terror.
Jen's asparagus pee was so rank that I had to go home and flush out my eyes. She didn't even seem to notice it! I don't think I can go there again.
asparagus pee by bozlog November 24, 2006
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lemme pee in your butt 

1)A very stupid pick-up line
2)A way to say how hot a girl is
3)Another way of saying, "Lemme fuck you!"
1)Ay AAY GIRL!!! Lemme pee in yo butt! *slapp*
2)Good lord that girl is so hot id pee in her butt
3)Ay AAY GIRL!! Lemme pee in your butt! *girl raises her ass*
Niicee
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Movies pee 

When you have to go pee during the previews of a movie, only to find out you have to pee again during the movie.
Guy1: Dude Johnny had movies pee last night.
Guy2: HAH! Sucks for him!
Movies pee by Mr.Freezy June 5, 2009
To pee yourself because of over-joy or excitment.
Tamaki joy peed because he was so excited.
joy pee by xxanonymousxmillyxx June 23, 2010

sneak a pee-k 

When you're standing at a urinal and the guy next to you takes a look at your junk.
Jack: I was standing there and this guy totally looked at my schlong!
Dan: A man i hate it when people sneak a pee-k!
sneak a pee-k by Peter Philipe March 13, 2008

golden pee

Similar to the game Golden Tee, only instead of getting a hole in one, a male attempts to urinate inside a woman's hole during intercourse.
Come over later and we can play golden pee!
golden pee by GlazeHer April 12, 2016

creepy rhi pee 

Creepy Rhi pee
Someone who is slightly kooky, slightly stalkerish, who should belong in the Addams family and wants to be you.
Omg look at her, she's such a creepy Rhi pee! Don't even make eye contact!
creepy rhi pee by ToadiePie July 27, 2014