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Guy 2: All good, I'll be a disappearing pastry chef. She'll make a great single mom.
by zihb November 6, 2023
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He's still in charge because he has a rich guy pass.
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When a man pierces his genitals while his partner, (male or female), performs oral sex on his rectum.
by BumScout November 3, 2013
Get the Alabama Puff Pastry mug.Punching the pastrami refers to the act of masturbation for anyone with a vagina, due to the fact that some labia appear similar to certain types of lunch meat.
The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."
Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."
The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."
Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."
Sorry I didn't call you back right away, I was punching the pastrami.
Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.
Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.
by raidersofthelostslang October 12, 2017
Get the Punching the pastrami mug.at the beginning of time the five most powerful black people in the world came together and called on the power of the gods to make the holy n word pass. this n word pass is infinite and can be used against anyone in the world, only one person holds this n word pass. that person is god himself
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No u
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And most importantly save people from using AirPods
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And most importantly save people from using AirPods
Some nicker: “You like meabow”
Gru pass user: “Gru pass, now you like meabow”
As seen above The Gru Pass countered the insult
Gru pass user: “Gru pass, now you like meabow”
As seen above The Gru Pass countered the insult
by Gru June 19, 2019
Get the The Gru Pass mug.a N word pass is something that a black person gives a white person if the white person requests it. so say if i get a N word pass i can go up to a black man and say what is up my nigga and the black person can not freak out as long as you have the n word pass on you (in your pocket)
white man: "Yo could i have the N word pass please"
Black man: "You certainly can just let me write it out"
Whit man to a different Black man: "whats up Nigga"
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White man: " i have the n word pass lol"
Black man: "You certainly can just let me write it out"
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black man: "you aren't allowed to say that"
White man: " i have the n word pass lol"
by Thick Tits October 31, 2019
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