Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat this morning in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021

Floatable Boat

When the boat floats

DM: "You get a floatable boat-"
Player: "Well I sure hope it does"
*Everyone dies*

by twogaydadsonesafirefighter March 6, 2023

It floats my boat and finds my lost remote

The world is no longer grey, it's now in colour ever since I found her (Jessica Henry). This makes me very happy (more than temporarily).

It floats my boat and finds my lost remote... if you know what I mean... and if you don't... check urban dictionary.

by anonymous April 19, 2025

Gravy Boat

The act of motor boating a woman after pouring KFC gravy on her breasts.

I gravy boated her behind the KFC dumpster last Thursday.

by anonymous July 5, 2021

Boat

Bust Out Another Thousand

If you get a boat you better to bust out another thousand.

by LickMyMasterballs June 21, 2017

boat toe

Similar to a cameltoe. Except u get it from a life jacket

1.i don't want to wear a life jacket because they always gives me a boat toe

by Stuffedniggacrust July 27, 2019

boat gassed

To be super drunk. Like Saskatchewan Indian Drunk. An Indian who drank gas out of a boat drunk.

Todd saw an Indian drinking gas out of his boat on his dock and said " I want to get that drunk tonight...boat gassed drunk"

by Reginasask September 2, 2021