A man with a giant horse cock
by Jfmnrmnnnj March 22, 2022

An "Oliver" is a guy who buys people for sex, and being their escort. Oliver has a hair looking like a mossy mountain, and sucks at everything he tries to accomplish. He has rich parents, but when they die at a young age, he becomes very poor, and his girlfriend(s) leave him. People thinks his dick is big, but it is actually really small. He is a loyal friend, and supports people. He is a great wingman, but doesn't always tell the entire truth.
He is such an Oliver
by OlofAllawefwewfAlabinosas March 10, 2022

the forgotten phelps brother.
lets face it everyone likes james better its just something about him. or his sexy hair
lets face it everyone likes james better its just something about him. or his sexy hair
wolliam: which phelps twin do you like better?
bobsworth: james
wolliam: why tho?
bobsworth: have you seen his hair?
wolliam: oh yeah and also his did you knows are so cool
bobsworth: and did you know that james phelps is so cool that this definition on oliver phelps has turned into a definition on oliver phelps
bobsworth: james
wolliam: why tho?
bobsworth: have you seen his hair?
wolliam: oh yeah and also his did you knows are so cool
bobsworth: and did you know that james phelps is so cool that this definition on oliver phelps has turned into a definition on oliver phelps
by stopwastingyourtimeonthis August 12, 2021

An evil food that only people who enjoy rainy days & the taste of absolute dirt. They probably call Wednesday a good day and pronounce appreciate as "ahh-pre-see-ate"
by yawaoG ylS May 18, 2025

A guy who's very confusing. An Oliver can't show his feelings to the girl he likes because he thinks he's too good. But he is a really funny dude and wants to make his friends laugh. He has quite a few friends but isn't the most popular guy in his friendsgroup. Everyone likes to be with him. When you're friends with an Oliver you did everything right. Oliver? Be more confident and show that girl that you like her. Maybe with cuddeling? you'll never know what's gonna happen ;)
by goforitrn March 17, 2020

The act of walking around with a glass and asking people to please fill it up with an alcoholic beverage. Most successful at places where everyone else is drinking out of cans or bottles. Great idea until the next morning's hangover.
Person #1: "Please sir, may I have some more?"
Person #2: "Sure."
(Pours bottle into glass)
Person #1: "Thank you!"
Person #2: "Now don't ask me again, you Drunk Oliver fuck."
Person #2: "Sure."
(Pours bottle into glass)
Person #1: "Thank you!"
Person #2: "Now don't ask me again, you Drunk Oliver fuck."
by AlexG June 10, 2012

An insecure prick who projects all his problems onto everyone else. A person called Oliver will get mad when you don’t give him every ounce of your attention all the fucking time. He may use the argument “your never the victim “ to make you seem like the villain when you are in fact just always a victim to his selfishness. Another thing you may encounter when talking to an Oliver is him claiming you faked your sa, ruin your other relationships and push you past your boundaries because of course the don’t apply to him. OF COURSE. If you have an Oliver In your life, GET HIM OUT OF IT. I promise your be happier after 3 minutes 🫶🏻🫶🏻
by Slaying into ur mom October 25, 2022
