noodle bitch

A noodle bitch is one whom is willing to construct any type of noodle dish at the mere whim of his girlfriend and or sister.

Sally - "Hey Spud can u make me some noodles?....Now!"
Spud - "Sure thing Sis'"
Tom - "Jee, Spud sure is a noodle bitch!"

noodle bitch by Sucka u don't know me - yo TCS September 7, 2008

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Noodle Time

A derogation for flamboyent individuals of Asian decent, typically those who are strikingly culturally inept; derived from the instant ramen brand "noodle time."

Hey Freddy, what went down in class today?

Hmmm. I can't remember because I was stained... Oh, that Noodle Time brought in some of them chinese cookies. That noodle time, he's a good guy, even if he is an oddball. And I wanna fuck his sister too.

Noodle Time by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006

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noodle

screw up

erin pulled a noodle

noodle by superkosmo October 21, 2003

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pot noodle

wow i want a wank but i didnt this afternoon cos i was being a SCALLY

i always wanted to type that word have never done i tb4

pot noodle by super noodle roolz August 16, 2003

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poo noodles

deficating in someones pillow. the owner of the pillow unkowingly rests their head against the pillow thereby recieveing a facefull of poo noodles

Keith layed down for the night not knowing that greg had been their earlier, POO NOODLES

poo noodles by noodles of fun January 4, 2009

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noodle

the act of inserting a noodle into the beverage of a friend when he/she is not paying attention, so as to cause frustration and embarrassment. Especially effective when used in an alcoholic beverage later in the evening and when used multiple times.

Man, we noodled the hell out of Jon last night. By the eleventh time he was so embarrassed!

noodle by IAmBoosh April 21, 2009

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turkey noodles

1. A bowl of noodle soup with turkey in it.

2. A psychotic expression when a person feels like he'll go insane for a certain reason.

1. I had some turkey noodles for lunch and I wish I haven't.

2. Kyle ran about the room screaming "TURKEY NOODLES! TURKEY NOODLES! BORT! BORT!" because his dog was barking like mad.

turkey noodles by Jacob January 7, 2003

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