Noah

The smartest, funniest, best looking person on earth.

Wow! I look good today! I might even be half as good looking as Noah!!

by 1V0ah October 9, 2020

Noah

Noah is a very gay person. Their personality is defined by their gayness even if they try to hide it.

Person 1: Hey Noah are you gay?
Noah: No
Person 1: Yeah you’re gay

by Speekin straight facts October 10, 2020

Noah

Noah is a boy who keeps calling alissa Moana which is not her NAME🤬

Noah: moana

by Tomfeltonishot October 11, 2020

Noah

Noah is a sweet, awkward guy who also manages to be a player. When his friends are not around, he is extremely sensitive and can be socially awkward. Some people in his friend group find him annoying but others make deep connections with him. He loves getting with girls, but often falls for people out of his league and ends up with unpopular girlfriends. He does not mind this, but his friends make fun of him. He cries easily and hates doing dirty work. Sometimes his friends ditch him and he has to hang out with younger people. If you have a Noah in your life, be nice to him and make a connection.

Boy "Ew why are you dating her."
Noah "Because she is my friend."
Boy "She is your rebound, you are too good for her. We will now ditch you."
Noah Cries.

by klasjdkuwaefjawnf October 15, 2020

Noah

Is basically a Zavier

Guy 1: what a Noah
Guy 2: you mean a Zavier
Guy 1: Same difference

by DNOTE_%^ October 18, 2020

Pull a Noah

The act of completely disappearing from someone's life at a random, unexpected moment in time during a point when you were talking to that someone for a reasonable amount of time.

"How should I get rid of this guy I've been flirting with? I don't want to date him."

"Oh girl, just pull a Noah."

by lil kleenex October 23, 2017

Noah McVey

Scary. It's the one word that defines everything about a Noah. He likes to touch you and make you feel good but in reality he doesn't have a care for you at all. He is extremely hot and extremely mesmerizing but do not trust a Noah McVey. He doesn't have any respect for girls but that doesn't stop him for having girlfriend after girlfriend. Even though he acts trustworthy, he is the least trustful person ever.

Girl 1: Noah McVey is looking extra cute today.
Girl 2: I can't believe he's with (girl) again
Girl 1: Trust me, you'll fall for him too

by Brookyln Leness October 28, 2017