Canadian Bacon Nipples

A term for large pink areolae that are the size of Canadian bacon slices.
Her sexy Canadian Bacon Nipples made me hungary because they reminded me of delicious breakfast meat pasties.
by Uncle Johnjohn February 05, 2010
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diamond cutting nipples

nipples so sharp, they can cut diamonds. Diamonds, as you all know, have a strong covalent bond between its atoms, therefore making it one of the hardest things on earth. However, not even diamonds can withstand the magnitude of greatness in these nipples.
Person1: oh man, it sure is cold.
Person2: my nipples are so cold due to the low temperature, they are like diamond cutting nipples.
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porn star nipples

Large or oversized nipples that resemble a porn star. Usually attractive to the opposite sex.

( . Y . ) <--normal

vs.

( o Y o ) <--psn
"At least you guys don't have PORN STAR NIPPLES," says Laura LeClaire.
by mary suck my titties May 21, 2006
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fussy nipple

when having sex with a dog, it licks your nipples then from the act of sex the friction causes the dogs hair to shed and stick to your nipples
dude, your dog gave me the old fashoin fussy nipple last night
by cscott7683 September 26, 2011
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Alabama chewing nipples

Nipples so big that they actually sag by themselves.
I took a bitch home from the bar last night, got her bra off and to my surprise I found me some Alabama chewing nipples.
by Mark Martwat May 15, 2017
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triple nipple cripple

Twisting someone 1st, 2nd and 3rd nipple over and over again if they have a 3rd.
''Dude I just gave sam a triple nipple cripple''
''Ew he must be a freak then!''
by Holjay_xox April 10, 2017
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Wookie Nipple Pinchy

When you twist a hairy clit.
"I heard Josh gave Katie a proper good Wookie Nipple Pinchy last weekend."
by clarkeysexbot December 14, 2011
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