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Nathan’s ultimate team 

Normally run by a scuba diver named champ bailey who tends to be a pro at it. He usually minipulates the defense and makes it very bad. For the offense there is John Elway😬 he is a scary quarterback and u would never want to meet a man as fricky as him! Overall the madden squad can be described in 2 words SCUBA DIVERS and you would never want to play with them for the sake of your life. Don’t come near them!
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Nathan Thomas

An absolute loser. Always gets off track and never accomplishes anything. Will constantly make jokes about his friends while secretly being a homosexual.
Nathan Thomas by LittleWeebChild November 18, 2019

nathan millbank 

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nathan millbank by nathan_millbank November 19, 2019

nathan rodarte

Literally the best guy you will meet. He is athletic and loves dogs, I think. He's the type of guy that measures his thighs with the boys in the locker room. Thinks he's thick but actually just really fit looking. Walks weird because he doesn't want to crease his shoes. Is in the football team. Loves to play and watch football. He has the looks, the brains, and a bit of humor. His smile can make anyone (me) smile. The goofiest person. Likes to take challenges and won't give up. Has the best hair and i want to touch it so bAD. The sweetest, and loves his mom because he fought someone in 6th grade because someone said that he was making fun of nate's mom. I rlly like him but doesn't know how to tell him...ok i need to do my homework now. wait he has a deep voice and i love it :)
Me:"I think Nate's cute tho..."
Friend:"Girl! We all thought that at once."
Me:"But-"
Friend:"No."

Nathan Rodarte is: The whole package ;(
nathan rodarte by volleyball_gerl January 28, 2020

nathan lambert 

a man with very bad luck, he dropped the lemon multiple times but doesn’t want to admit it
also needs to dye his hair pink
“why did that guy just get a lemon thrown at him?”
must be nathan lambert”
nathan lambert by mollieh March 13, 2020

Nathan MacKinnon 

Nathan MacKinnon is the best player in NHL and 2021 Hart trophy winner.
Nathan MacKinnon is much better than that bitch Connor McDavid.

Nathan’s dick 

I would give 5 stars to Nathan’s dick, and recommend it to a friend
Nathan’s dick by Dragonslaver October 6, 2021