Moose Tracks

The left over dookie in your ass crack after pooping and not wiping good enough.

Damn Tommy, I ran out of tp while camping. I had moose tracks the whole hike.

by mooosey April 19, 2023

Moose Jaw Warriors

This team either sucks more ass than you can imagine, or is the best team in the WHL. Similar to my balls, this team is located inside of the jaw of a moose.

Dumbass #1: “Hey, wanna go to the Moose Jaw Warriors game?”

Dumbass #2: “Only if we can dump popcorn on the Swift Current Broncos fans.”

by Cool Dude (Real) April 22, 2023

MooseMagic

Well known skyblock player, big cheater, and sometimes bad, also sometimes good. Is in love with JerryRune and married to JerryRune. Another big cheater. Was once a good archer but he became fat.

A moosemagic is someone who has very big ADHD problems

by jerryrune June 24, 2023

Mooned

forcing someone to read the entirety of the project moon lore in order to spread said lore.

"Did you hear what Jacob did?"
"No, what?"
"He told me about the awesome lore of Project Moon and its games!"
"Dude.. you got mooned."

by shimoriku August 10, 2023

moose nuckle duster

Baddest rock band in Houston

Go see Moose Nuckle Duster in concert H-Town

by Jer2004haz August 27, 2023

Moose Knuckle

A Moose Knuckle can be defined as the big brother of the camel toe. It is a set of pussy lips that are extra long and meaty. Usually found on a skanky pussy that is blown out due to excessive use. Most likely to belong to the town whore. Moose Knuckles generally like to eat yoga pants.

Whoa ! To hell with a camel toe, that hoe is sporting a Moose Knuckle.

by hawke4me July 16, 2024

moosecel

self-identifying members of an online subculture based around moose and her inability to find a romantic or sexual partner to stay with her despite desiring one, a state they describe as "mooseceldom" or "moosecelibacy"

"moose is being a moosecel again."
"yaknow your rlly acting like moose"

by mightymoose6778 August 3, 2024