To make a devil’s crockpot

Making a devil’s crockpot is when you drop a deuce after taking a piss, and then masturbate and finally cum on your shit and piss. It is the abomination known as a devil’s crockpot.
(Flushing during the process does not count)

Person 1: Dude, last night I went over to Jeremy’s house to make a devil’s crockpot in his mom’s toilet. I didn’t flush it, and blamed it on Jeremy. The look on his face was priceless.
Person 2: 😳

by Professor TinkleDick July 20, 2022

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Make your plate

Doing what is required to survive.

Friend 1: yo, I never see you anymore what's up with that?

Friend 2: dawg I'm working three jobs over here and have a kid on the way

Friend 1: I got you fam, you're just trying to make your plate.

by Arty Solano January 10, 2022

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make like blondie

To call someone, a reference to the 1980 song “Call Me” by the band blondie

Person 1: Hey you wanna talk later tonight?
Person 2: Sure, make like Blondie whenever you’re ready.

by Hollywood_Cole67 July 04, 2018

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make the hit and split

To do a task quickly and efficiently without wasting time. Straightforwardly without BS.

I don't have time for this, gotta make the hit and split.

by Hippie78 July 25, 2013

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make mine a MESS!

comment to make after observing a relatively 'statuesque' human!

-indication you could "make sticky" really rapidly upon finding yourself in the 'right' circumstances with the person. (male OR female!) -also; good t-shirt slogan, or bumper sticker!

(you heard it HERE first!!)

jim observed the hard-bodied equestrian, stating: make mine a mess!

a body-builder at the gay bar had leon exclaiming, make mine a MESS!

judy mistook a gay olympian for 'straight', stating; make mine a mess!

by michael foolsley January 11, 2012

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