Making Trail Mix

1) The combining of dried fruits and aged nuts into a edible treat.

2) When an elderly man squeezes his salty shrunken balls into an old ladies dried apricot cooch.

1) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop salivating.

2) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop masturbating.

by Richard Thimble November 14, 2011

Making all the bacon

To make a large income/amount of something.

You know what Jeff we'll be making all the bacon someday.

by Your tired boss. April 1, 2016

To make a devil’s crockpot

Making a devil’s crockpot is when you drop a deuce after taking a piss, and then masturbate and finally cum on your shit and piss. It is the abomination known as a devil’s crockpot.
(Flushing during the process does not count)

Person 1: Dude, last night I went over to Jeremy’s house to make a devil’s crockpot in his mom’s toilet. I didn’t flush it, and blamed it on Jeremy. The look on his face was priceless.
Person 2: 😳

by Professor TinkleDick July 20, 2022

how to make a cake

Something that google doesn't want you to look up. You have to look up cake recipes instead.

"Try words that may appear on the site that you're looking for. For example 'cake recipes' instead of 'how to make a cake'

by Retard_Ryan May 31, 2022

Make Bell Sound

To make a Bell Sound in the Toilet

Hey Sir, Did you Make Bell Sound Today?

by KyDosTikTok March 13, 2019

make beautiful sunsets

It's sometimes believed that people who commit suicide get to make the sunsets in the afterlife.

A: Don't worry, I will make beautiful sunsets.
B: Please don't give up, you have so much ahead of you.

by altilisudoku April 12, 2022

We make toys

A phrase commonly spoken at Santa's toy shops

Elves: "We make toys!"
Santa: Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to sleep here!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021