I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

keys kid

A homeschool kid that claims they actually went to school even though they sat at home all day. they may think they are more intelligent than their normal counterparts, however, the only thing they have more of is social ineptitude

Omg did you see that keys kid? He was so awkward, right?

by epicstyleswag July 5, 2022

Keyed-board

After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.

Comes from the word keyed

I'm so lonely i don't have anyone to talk to about my keyed-board.

by MirMuhFuca November 21, 2009

thinking on key

similar to thinking out loud, but using chat or typing instead of speech

"what time is it there? saint louis is 6 hours difference, so 10-6=4... its 4am there?"

"you should have just asked instead of thinking on key"

by redpanda2008 April 30, 2010

elevator key crazy

A person who's degree of lunacy requires a special elevator key to access the asylum floor that they reside on.

The Joker's madness is so intense that he is considered an elevator key crazy due to the special asylum floor that is required to contain him.

by Dreudian February 8, 2023

No Key

A mixture between no cap and low key. It was popularized by SypherPK's sexy editor, Jack.

Some guy: "This new fortnite season goes hard. No key!"

by ChadThunderc0k December 4, 2021

Key

When a person makes a blunder/mistake. Originates from the actions of a certain lovable bear like maid vtuber.

Oopsies, I did a key.

by NaotoSimpTheThird March 14, 2022