Josh Dylan

The cutest, hottest fuckin actor ever. Has a 11/10 accent, very sexy. I’m usually not one for blondes, but I’d risk it all for him. I literally want him to run me over with a semi truck, shoot me in the head, put my remains in a blender, and press pulse. Literally everything about him is perfect. His abs, his veins, his hair, his voice. Jesus Christ I want him to fuck me.

Person 1: Have you seen Josh Dylan in that movie?
Person 2: Fuck yeah I did!

by croup coughdashian February 26, 2019

josh and rachel

Two fked up people when they get to know each other. Both are in love with each other and both are very sassy

That couple is so cute!!
They must be a Josh and Rachel

by Josh and Rachel February 13, 2017

thats josh

When someone says something that only a Josh would say.

thats josh

Josh: I forgot that my head is inside my brain, oh wait...
Person: Doo doot do doot doot doot, that's Josh!

by Shegrabbedmyhandle l October 31, 2019

Josh Glass

The Baddest dude alive! Lover of other many mothers.

Person 1: "That dude banged my mom."

Person 2: "yeah, he's a total Josh Glass

by II MR Ginger II June 29, 2021

josh’s crush

A forbidden name that shall never be uttered and never told to anyone, most especially kolbe

Kolbe: hey, who is josh’s crush

Josh: nice try nerd

by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019

josh walker

josh walker smells

josh walker is a big pedo and shags any bird with a pulse, he stinks really bad. he only showers one a month and never brushes his teeth. he has a big obsession about a girl called kelci and gemma, he had a 3 some with them but they ended up patching him because of the smell of his fishy bum

by nico tole March 14, 2019

Josh Garrido

He the most handsome person you will ever meet, would fuck him myself if I could. He is AMAZING full stop. Not much else to say.

(Also packing 9 inches)

Girl (to friend)"there's Josh Garrido, oofffff, he turns my pussy into a waterfall"

by joshgarrido April 13, 2020