jesus cut

Serving yourself a torn apart piece is bread from a larger serving. Much like Jesus would have cut the bread at the last serving, just tear what you want.

I took a jesus cut from th loaf of bread our server brought to our table, forget knives.

jesus cut by the timio March 17, 2015

Jesus Relationship

A relationship that begins around Christmas and New Year (often started with a drunken hookup at a party) and that dies around Easter. A Jesus Relationship is often between two people who are incompatible, and survives for a few months due to the heightened joy around the holiday season, but dies as the year progresses.

Dan: Me and Mary weren't compatible, we were doomed to a Jesus Relationship.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.

Jesus Relationship by Savemebarry January 12, 2016

Jesus Run 

A situation in which you out run a ridiculous amount enemies without dying.

Mainly used in video games.

I don't even know how i got a way. Seriously, that was the most intense jesus run I've ever done.

Jesus Run by GrimmWhiskey July 24, 2016

Jesus enthusiast 

A lover of Jesus Christ. Someone who is very excited and happy about the topics of Jesus.

John is the biggest Jesus enthusiast that I have ever met!

Jesus enthusiast by angiewangie October 31, 2017

jesus h dick 

When someone with a big dick fucks you

Jesus h dick that felt good

jesus h dick by Dndhbf January 15, 2018

Jesus-fuck 

The prime expletive, to be used only by asskickers or in dire situations.

Jeff did my mom? JESUS-FUCK!!

Jesus-fuck by Philbert_McGee June 12, 2018

jesus chode 

when someone has a chode so fat juicy and delicious that Jesus himself must have a try

wow jonathan has a jesus chode, i could barely fit it in my mouth its so thick

jesus chode by grannychodeman February 5, 2019