italian crustache

The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti

Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache

by Bob1279 April 12, 2021

The Italian

Your coworker who bears an uncanny resemblance to someone of Italian descent, but refuses to admit his true identity as an Italian. He also uses Italian catchphrases such as, “oui oui sauce”.

“Where’s the Italian?” - Jack Oswald White, The Dark Knight 2008.

by Trusted rocket scientist January 6, 2023

The Italian Senate Incident

so on the 17th of january the italian senate were holding a meeting about...i dunno, pizza or sum shit. Then, outta nowhere, a hacker made his way to the call and broadcasted porn of Tifa Lockheart from FFVII. it was awesome lol.

Guy one: "Bro did you hear about the Italian senate incident"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"

by NFTs are gay September 22, 2023

Italian gargoyle

It is when you are having anal facing a ledge her hands on the ledge.

You bro I took Stacy out to deadmans Clif and gave her an Italian gargoyle
Bro no way she actually let you do deal at deadmans

by Terry the treefrog June 20, 2023

Italian slider

A messy bowel movement after too much italian food.

"Man, I ate so much lasagna last night I went home and had an Italian slider!"

by Xxxero April 30, 2025

italian chili dog

when you go from penile penetration from the anus to the mouth.

“Wanna Italian chili dog this bitch”

by RankKat July 8, 2021

Italian whippa snippa

Grabbing a large ball of flacid pizza dough and whipping someone in the face with it.

Don't cross me, else I'll hot you with an Italian whippa snippa.

by Theracialrussian April 12, 2024