I said a joke not a poem

I said a joke not a poem is a popular frase from Jacksucksatlife.He asked the person to say a joke but they said a poem and he said that.

Jack:Say a joke.
Person:Roses are red ,violents are blue , i love your vids, pls dont ban me.
Jack:I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM!!!!

by TheOfficalEverzo April 18, 2018

joke

The link on Urban Dictionary when your friends take that joke a little too seriously.

Person A: Hey C you look as shitty as a camels abortion
Person B: Dude apologize, that's not nice of you to say
Person C:*Links them this definition of joke*

by kystor December 18, 2017

nate joke

An offensive dark joke that usually pertains to race or sexism.

Guy one: "If woman are just as strong as men then why do they keep getting raped?"
Guy two: "That's such a nate joke."

by Cletus will conquer all December 23, 2017

Joke

Something u say when someone says its just a "joke"

Dude I me bi no its just a "joke"

by Killakod500 December 26, 2017

Brandon-joke

When someone says an offensive joke which offends many people

yo dude that was offensive, such a Brandon-joke

by bill bo bagins worth January 2, 2018

Choke-Joke

A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)

This word just came into my head one night.

I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Coke's a joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.

by Levi loves soos April 8, 2017

Crusty Joke

A joke intended to be funny but isn't. Usually contains sarcasm, or just someone's funny thoughts.

"He's not so funny, he makes crusty jokes."

"Man that joke was crusty."

A : "That wasn't funny, was it?"
B : "Yeah, it was crusty."

by voltronpaladin April 19, 2017