mrs. hogg

A straight up g

Mrs. Hogg is a straight up g

by the feet that were bein creepe December 19, 2013

Genital Hogwarts

What Ron gave to Hermione when they did it.

Hermione: Ron, what are these magical sprinkles around my vag?

Ron: Babe, those are the Genital Hogwarts I gave you!

by Jamas March 10, 2009

Alabama Hogsucker

When a girl provides oral pleasure to a man with a mouth filled with pork rinds while wearing a Confederate flag thong.

Damn, homey, your Momma uses higher-quality pork rinds than your sister when giving me an Alabama Hogsucker. I know this for a fact.

by Charlie the Unicorn January 27, 2007

hogfucker

Someone who has the tendency to fuck fat women.

Andrew has fucked so many fat girls, he has become an official hogfucker.

by Tony October 4, 2004

hoggin'

a term used for fucking a fat chick

"You hit that? She's like 350!"
"Yeah, but sometimes you gotta go hoggin'"

by Benny March 29, 2004

Happy Hogging

What one says to a hogger just before he commences a hook up with a fat chick. A farewell for a wingman before he will fall on a grenade and hook up with the duff so that his friend can have the cutie. Bon voyage for nail the whale. A good way to wish someone well as they depart for some fatsex with a plumper.

I asked Fred if he was going to shack up with the big fat fatty he met at the bar. He said yes. I told him, "Happy Hogging!"

by PMax April 23, 2008

hogan's goat

The most fucked up thing known to man (often said by older people) Something that is so screwed up it is not even understandable.

Wow, Jim and Tom really blew that presentation.

Yah they were all fucked up like hogan's goat!

by razzle313 December 9, 2008