hero

one falsely presuming that their own actions are far more cool/significant that they actually are, often deserving the song "Heroes" (originally performed by David Bowie and later by the Wallflowers) to be played/sung as a sarcastic theme song as they walk away.

Jack and Jill are sitting at a coffee shop enjoying polite conversation. A pop-collar-frat-boy-looking hero appears.

Jack: Can I help you?

Hero: (staring intently at Jill) I just wanted to say whazzzup and see how y'all were doing.

Jill: Go away, you're creeping me out.

Hero: Well I'll see you kids later then. (turns and walks away, obviously trying to strut as he does so)

Jill: (sarcastically singing) We could be heroes...

Jack: (following suit) ...for just one day.

by Kendall Weaver December 14, 2008

Local hero

someone that feels the need to spin his tyres around everycorner or accelerate when the light goes green everytime.

John:hey it wet spin your tyres
Jeff:ok
(tyres spin)
Kid on side of road: (YELLS) LOCAL HERO

by Josh.P February 27, 2008

Hero Cookie

a group of men 2 or more jacking it onto a cookie and the last on to jizz onto the cookie has to eat it.

Tom totally had to eat the Hero Cookie last night.

by SexBawksMan September 11, 2010

half hero

a half hero is a person who knows that man is baicically evil inside and at sometimes cannot always make the right decisions, they know that man is fallen so they know that they will not always be able to do the right thing, but no matter what they always try to.

Parent: what the hell where you thinking why did you have to go an do something so stupid!

Kid: I'm only half hero, i cant do the right thing all the time!

by 2nd Star 2 theright October 13, 2006

my hero

one who wants their salad to be tossed

my hero keeps asking me to perform funky butt stuff

by alkie320 April 28, 2010

hero surgery

(n) Also known as Gastric bypass surgery, a surgery that shrinks the size of ones stomache thuse forceing them to loose weight for a while, and instantly making them a hero.

Rosanne was fat as hell before she had Hero Surgery.

by Grim August 11, 2004

Guitar Hero

Sex, any type of Sexual act.

Hey Amy wanna go play Guitar Hero later? ; Guitar Hero Tournament at my house tonight!!! / this came from a group called the Silver Ring Thing which where talking about having sex before marrage, they had a skit were they were using the word GuitarHero to replace sex.

by MadMike813 September 26, 2009