Glasson

The best village in Ireland, by far. Atrractions include going to spollens and drinking in grogans. Theres also the golf club for posh people. The chalets is widely known as the best place for steak in the Midlands. A notable person from Glasson is Kathleen Farrell, for a being an absolute beasht of a Junior Infants teacher. If you spell it Glassan you're just wrong.

Guy 1: Did you know Glasson is the best village in Ireland?

Guy 2: Of course I knew that, everyone knows that.

by Tadam Bemple January 9, 2020

Glass

A fake ass ice; a fake ass diamond.

P1: Man, u drippin with that ice. But is it real?
P1:Gets diamond tester.

(Tests the ice)
(Negative results)
P2: Man, this shit is glass

by Cardo Dalisay January 18, 2020

Glass slippers

In "Cinderella", a ridiculous mis-translation from the French. The original story, handed down orally, centered around "Vair" slippers, vair being squirrel fur. But "vair" sounds like "verre", the French word for glass, and so it continued. Fur slippers make perfect sense. But glass??

Cinderella felt sorry for the handsome prince, kneeling before her. She wondered what kind of idiot expected her to take two steps in glass slippers, when the beloved pair she had lost were made of fur. "I mean, glass shoes? Really?"

by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

Glasses-Off

When checking out a chick that’s too fine that you have to take your glasses off when looking at her to do a double take.

Damn look at the girl she’s a glasses-off
Oh shit let me look *takes glasses off*

by hellllllloooooooos March 1, 2020

Glasses Wear-er

A Faye that wears glasses <3

As an glasses wear-er I am offended.

by Hay Pugygen March 15, 2020

Glasses and Braces

Every guy's dream

Yo shorty had glasses and braces and she looked bad

by AntiJew101 March 23, 2020

Glass

Glass is called Glass because it is made out of Glass.

Man: I have Glass.
Woman: That is pretty neat.

by TheKoolAidManHasHIV June 8, 2020