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Disgusting Fruit Roll-Up 

Dude, she wore a pair of edible panties in bed. It tasted like a disgusting fruit roll-up.
Is a particular rare breed of emo who only eats blood oranges due to its obvious connotation of blood, death and all things gruesome.
No I'm too misunderstood, I'm just on an emo fruit diet.
Emo Fruit by Hardly a man January 20, 2011

mexican fruit cup

When a guy puts his nose in a girls vagina and his tongue in her anus.
Dude I gave her a Mexican fruit cup and she squirted in my left nostril
mexican fruit cup by The host boss January 29, 2014

freshly ripe fruit

A male who recently embraced his suppressed homosexuality. This often leads him to over express his newly embraced sexuality. The results often conclude in: searching out other gay men through any venue whether it be an actual location or myspace, facebook, or any other social networking site. This often leads to promiscuous behavior. Further, a freshly ripe fruit must conscript a close female friend (see fag hag) soon after adopting the gay lifestyle. The freshly ripe fruit stage of a gay mans maturing process usually last six months to a year.
Oh hey, what happened to Johnny. Oh he's freshly ripe fruit. He doesn't dress in anything but rainbows with a locket with a picture of his boo of the week around his neck. I hope he turns that flame down someday or he'll burn a house down!
freshly ripe fruit by Paul Lzto April 15, 2008

frat fruit 

A frat fruit is a frat boy who lives a secret life of fudge packing or gayness
that fucking frat fruit was fucking his pledges
frat fruit by josh June 10, 2006

Fresh Fruit

The close affiliation of those blessed into the Fresh Fruit cartel. Constituted by members possessing supernatural blunt rolling aptitude, who are commonly found in the nosebleeds. In fruit they trust.
Fresh Fruit by frambuesa September 24, 2007