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drunk mouth

When you wake up in the morning and you can't remember what you ate or drank before you passed out but you can remember it by the taste in your mouth the next day.
Bill: DUDE, we were sooooo drunk last night!! I don't remember a thing!
Bob: Well at the bar, just before we left, we chugged those brewskees and when we got back to the house, we downed those wontons and chicken-fried rice..
Bill: Now that you mention it, my drunk mouth did taste a little like asian food when i woke up this afternoon.
by rnm492 July 23, 2011
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Drunk Drifting

A drinking game:

Supplies:
three different proofs of alcohol
Forza 3
you and three friends.

Rules:
Each person takes a hot lap on Forza 3 with drift points turned on. Each person remembers their drifting score. The second place person takes a shot of the lowest proof alcohol, third place, second highest proof, last place shoots the highest proof.

There are no rewinds, and preferably no driving assists. only cosmetic damage, usually.

Upon winning, the first place finisher gets to pick the next car and track.
Ken: Hey Brett, what are you doing tonight?

Brett: I think we are going to go drunk drifting tonight.

Ken: Badass! I'm in!
by bafast June 7, 2011
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Drunk in you

"im drunk in you" meaning: the feeling of being drunk with out being drunk mostly with someone you like
candy: "wow your so amazing"
josh: "wow i am feeling the same im so drunk in you"
by CHOKOHAYS June 10, 2021
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Trendy Drunk

A woman or gay man that is intoxicated on a daily basis, gets trashed, shit faced, and wasted, and still manages to look fashionable. These trendy drunks are typically spotted in major art and fashion schools.
Girl 1: "How does that chick's hair still look so good after she drank a bottle of vodka, threw it up in the sink, and drank some more?"

Girl 2: "She must be a trendy drunk. Betch."
by Trendy Drunk February 26, 2012
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drunk on drugs

What 4th graders say when they don't know what high means.
4th grader - Hey my brother got arrested for being drunk on drugs.
by Poopbob Fartpants June 27, 2014
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Mall Drunk

when someone is overwhelmed (intoxicated) with the size or selection of a mall so much that they act like they aquire symptons of drunken person.

can also mean when someone spends so much that they regret their purchases the next morning (mall hangover)
Brittany has never been to a mall so large that she became mall drunk and bought up the whole store.
by F.B.G.M, February 9, 2012
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successfully drunk

Successfully drunk is when you meet someone who is at the stage of drunk that they has lost her inhibitions and so will sleep with you but not drunk enough that they are throwing up and doesn't know what they're doing. Best kind of drunk.
Me - hey man did you bang that girl last night?

My mate - yeah man she was successfully drunk, it was awesome.

or

Me - did you get any last night?

Mate - no he wasn't successfully drunk enough
by SuccessfullyDrunk1989 October 16, 2013
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