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Trendy Drunk

A woman or gay man that is intoxicated on a daily basis, gets trashed, shit faced, and wasted, and still manages to look fashionable. These trendy drunks are typically spotted in major art and fashion schools.
Girl 1: "How does that chick's hair still look so good after she drank a bottle of vodka, threw it up in the sink, and drank some more?"

Girl 2: "She must be a trendy drunk. Betch."
by Trendy Drunk February 26, 2012
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mouth drunk

when you eat something really cold that makes your mouth paralyzed and difficult to talk, and sometimes involves drooling
"Man i was so mouth drunk after eating the whole tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream"
by Lindsey CC July 31, 2009
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Retardedly Drunk

The state of drunkenness where you feel like the equivalent of a retard.
I was so retardedly drunk last night to the point where I lost the ability to think.
by Bromosexual22 March 15, 2010
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Fuck Drunk

The feeling you get after incredible sex, that leaves a stupid grin on your face for days, and causes a sudden craving for Chinese food, namely egg rolls.
After an evening of amazing sex with a smoking hot guy, Abby got home looking completely fuck drunk, and totally satisfied.
by atlalley September 19, 2019
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Mall Drunk

when someone is overwhelmed (intoxicated) with the size or selection of a mall so much that they act like they aquire symptons of drunken person.

can also mean when someone spends so much that they regret their purchases the next morning (mall hangover)
Brittany has never been to a mall so large that she became mall drunk and bought up the whole store.
by F.B.G.M, February 9, 2012
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successfully drunk

Successfully drunk is when you meet someone who is at the stage of drunk that they has lost her inhibitions and so will sleep with you but not drunk enough that they are throwing up and doesn't know what they're doing. Best kind of drunk.
Me - hey man did you bang that girl last night?

My mate - yeah man she was successfully drunk, it was awesome.

or

Me - did you get any last night?

Mate - no he wasn't successfully drunk enough
by SuccessfullyDrunk1989 October 16, 2013
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rodger drunk

When you're drunk, but trying to text a friend (or type in a chat room) with perfect grammar, but terrible spelling.
Guy: "Hey girtl, howe arwe you doingh?"

Girl: "Geez, you must be rodger drunk again. Text me back when you're not wasted."
by Moojl September 29, 2012
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