when someone is overwhelmed (intoxicated) with the size or selection of a mall so much that they act like they aquire symptons of drunken person.
can also mean when someone spends so much that they regret their purchases the next morning (mall hangover)
can also mean when someone spends so much that they regret their purchases the next morning (mall hangover)
Brittany has never been to a mall so large that she became mall drunk and bought up the whole store.
by F.B.G.M, February 9, 2012
Get the Mall Drunk mug.When you're drunk, but trying to text a friend (or type in a chat room) with perfect grammar, but terrible spelling.
Guy: "Hey girtl, howe arwe you doingh?"
Girl: "Geez, you must be rodger drunk again. Text me back when you're not wasted."
Girl: "Geez, you must be rodger drunk again. Text me back when you're not wasted."
by Moojl September 29, 2012
Get the rodger drunk mug.The act of getting absolutely obliterated off jagerbombs, and dancing hard as fuck. As soon as the caffeine wears off from the red bull, and you're still drunk as fuck, you post up a veg at one of da boiz house (preferably Mr. Wet) and game NHL or CoD. It is acceptable to puke, as long as you get it in a bucket for an easy clean up in the morning. Along with any sort of veg, a blanket, gatorade/G2, and food is necessary. Also, there is much sauce, as usual.
Fawce: Downes, you've drank enough jager to take down a horse. lets go to my place before PD comes out and i need to call an ambulance. Its time for a drunk veg.
Downes: something completely incomprehensible/irrelevant.
Fawce: i just called a cab, get your shit together
Downes: SAUUUUCE
Downes: something completely incomprehensible/irrelevant.
Fawce: i just called a cab, get your shit together
Downes: SAUUUUCE
by downesybahd May 22, 2011
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Get the drunk on drugs mug.A woman or gay man that is intoxicated on a daily basis, gets trashed, shit faced, and wasted, and still manages to look fashionable. These trendy drunks are typically spotted in major art and fashion schools.
Girl 1: "How does that chick's hair still look so good after she drank a bottle of vodka, threw it up in the sink, and drank some more?"
Girl 2: "She must be a trendy drunk. Betch."
Girl 2: "She must be a trendy drunk. Betch."
by Trendy Drunk February 26, 2012
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Get the Retardedly Drunk mug.A drinking game:
Supplies:
three different proofs of alcohol
Forza 3
you and three friends.
Rules:
Each person takes a hot lap on Forza 3 with drift points turned on. Each person remembers their drifting score. The second place person takes a shot of the lowest proof alcohol, third place, second highest proof, last place shoots the highest proof.
There are no rewinds, and preferably no driving assists. only cosmetic damage, usually.
Upon winning, the first place finisher gets to pick the next car and track.
Supplies:
three different proofs of alcohol
Forza 3
you and three friends.
Rules:
Each person takes a hot lap on Forza 3 with drift points turned on. Each person remembers their drifting score. The second place person takes a shot of the lowest proof alcohol, third place, second highest proof, last place shoots the highest proof.
There are no rewinds, and preferably no driving assists. only cosmetic damage, usually.
Upon winning, the first place finisher gets to pick the next car and track.
Ken: Hey Brett, what are you doing tonight?
Brett: I think we are going to go drunk drifting tonight.
Ken: Badass! I'm in!
Brett: I think we are going to go drunk drifting tonight.
Ken: Badass! I'm in!
by bafast June 7, 2011
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