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Douche Suitcase

A person that is capable of being a douche wherever they go...
Susan was a douche suitcase at last week's conference in Las Vegas.
by Joe umich81 September 6, 2013
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Douche-Dragon

A person that is a major douche bag and spits their douchiness onto others
Wow Dave is being such a Douche-Dragon today. Douche
by King of Douche January 10, 2014
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douchebaby

Any person, but usually a man, who acts like a douchebag, and then, when called out on being a douchebag, cries about it to other people like a baby.

Any person who does douchebag type actions, but in such a childish way that his/her immaturity is the main reason for the douchery.

A person who does not take responsibilty for his/her own douchebag behavior, or conversely is so immature he or she cannot even recongnize that the behavior is that of a douchebag.

A person not old enough to drive a douche canoe.
My ex won't pay child support, but then acts like a douchebaby when I report his ass to DMV and he loses his licence.
by you want it? you got it! January 17, 2014
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Douche

Dick, Obnoxious, un-educated, cocky, half-cocked, entity.
by baTman2.0 February 8, 2014
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Douchebag Feminism

Feminism perpetrated with the obvious agenda of getting laid. Not real feminism, but manipulative sycophantic speech and gestures disguised as feminism. Can often even take the form of competitive flirting, where one romantic candidate tries to be "more feminist" than another.
"He won't treat her like a lady," Logan said.

But what he really meant was that he wanted her for himself, and would stoop to any level to discredit her true love's worthiness.

Logan was always doing this. His over-zealous and competitive douchebag feminism was a transparent attempt to be sexually popular with women, thus feeding his own sexual conquest of all the local girls.
by doktorj March 8, 2014
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douche bag

by tufaznail October 28, 2013
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douchebagest

The douchebag amongst of all douchebags.. The douchebagest!
That's the douchebagest thing I ever imagined.
by Karem Deraman November 20, 2013
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