Chicagoland 2018

The infamous 2018 Chicagoland incident. Cooler packed. Sunglasses on. Ready to go to Joliet for the nascar race. And your wife decides you can’t go.

“Uncle J crying again, what’s his problem?”

“He’s still upset about Chicagoland 2018”

by J rock from the dirty E December 23, 2023

Chicago baptism

To spill a portion of Jeppson’s Malört accidentally over an infants head while drinking.

Gave my nephew a Chicago Baptism last weekend and was asked to leave the party

by MdoubleT December 25, 2023

Chicago Luggage

When some idiot doesn't clean the snow off the roof of their car either because their ignorant or were in a hurry and when they stop fast it flies backwards on your windshield blinding your field of vision instantly as they drive away laughing.

ThatJag-Off just got me with his Chicago luggage lazy bastard! Good thing I didn't wreck my car or it would of been his ass!

by Ol watchmen January 12, 2024

Chicago Snowblower

A sexual act where, at the conclusion of sex, a male ejaculates violently and excessively somewhere in the room, recreating a snowblower blowing snow. The semen is left in place for several weeks until it starts to smell and stinks up the entire room, much like how the entire city of Chicago smells awful.

"I gave Becky the good ol' Chicago Snowblower a few weeks ago and man, does my bedroom smell like shit!"

by femboydestroyer4960 September 12, 2024

chicafuck

V.: to chicafuck is to fuck around in Chicago

N.: a chicafuck is an instance of fuckery committed in Chicago

Bro let’s go up to black town and chicafuck up those niggas

Bro those niggas to dared retaliate to our chicafuck, so we got out the guns and shot them shits dead

by Bad C dev November 13, 2024

chicalobailar

v. A verb that describes the act of dancing childishly or badly; to dance bad.

Ella chicalobaila a la pista de baile.

chicalobailar

by CU4TR0D13DT0D4Y November 16, 2024

Chicago

A Chicago is the most glorious thing to ever step foot on earth. He is the epitome of power. He controls all. If you meet someone named chicago, bend down and bow.

He is my king, he is Chicago

by BestBakakakakaka January 20, 2024