Brain Shitting

When a poop is so powerful and disgusting you don’t shit your brains out. You’re brainshitting.

Steve: Dude you were in the bathroom for 30 minutes what the hell?
Dave: Sorry I’ve been brain shitting all day

by Michael2323 October 25, 2022

Shandris Brain

Shandris Brain: the intelligence level that everyone wishes they could achieve but are too intimidated to try. The capability of someone with Shandris brain is infinite and most humans cannot fathom how to achieve such status of consciousness

“I wish I had Shandris brain, but I’ve never left this tiny town full of inbred hillbillies so my mind is stunted.”

“Maybe if I wasn’t such a judge mental person I could achieve the same enlightenment and have Shandris brain.”

“Oh, you don’t have Shandris brain? I’ll remember to be more patient next time.”

by Delicious_Mistress October 13, 2023

Purple bRain

When you give a guy head while wearing fresh purple lipstick of any shade, resulting in purple up and down his shaft.

Person 1: "Could you give me some Purple bRain?
Person 2: "I just bought a new purple lipstick from Sephora, so sure."

by theboywhocriedpurple March 8, 2018

tane brain

A Butane induced headache from consuming a cannabis concentrate not purged of the aforementioned gas.

I smoked too much of that generic brand shatter and end up with tane brain.

by Gfunk66 December 22, 2019

Brain Couch

When someone says the same thing you were thinking.

Ricky: That slime looks like a Ditto
Jesse: Brain couch. Get off of it.

by George the Hamster man September 18, 2014

To brain someone

To hit someone in the head

I’m going to brain someone!

by Spoon :) September 30, 2020

Brain Sprint

When you think really hard about a very, very complicated problem at a rapid rate for a short and intense period of time and then, thankfully, come to a satisfactory answer after which you are complete spent and brain-dead as if "catching your breath".

The reason I'm lying down on the floor in my office is that I found a fatal flaw in the software and had a brain sprint. I think I'm done for the day.

by spiroc0724 July 3, 2018