spooge on your mom's chest 

when you shoot your garbage all over some milf's titties and stomach

Hey Tim, sorry but I spooged on your mom's chest last night.

spooge on your mom's chest by Steve February 13, 2004

i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich 

The act of receiving oral from ones mom after you get a sunburned penis and leaving behind such things as sperm, flakes of skin.

oh ya, i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich and she'll like it. nom nom nom nom

i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich by hayabusa1285 March 11, 2009

I DID YOUR MOM 

A more gratuitous derivative of the simple Your Mom, in which someone describes having sexual relations with another's mother in an attempt to offend or shock them. While it almost always used either sarcastically or as a form of trolling, it can also be found being used by typical players in online gaming matches who have decided that actual insults simply did not display their rage thoroughly enough.

Never, ever used with any sort of context.

Player #1: No! What are you doing!?! You're letting them take the fla-

Player #2: I DID YOUR MOM.

I DID YOUR MOM by LitterallyHitler March 17, 2013

I Am your mom 

Opposite of "I am your dad"

I am your mom. That's why.

I Am your mom by April Ann February 2, 2004

I Am your mom 

When one is your mom.

"Son, I am your mom."

I Am your mom by RandomThai555 November 11, 2002

Say Hi To Your Mom For Me 

A phrase implying that the person saying it "knows" your mother, but in the biblical sense; and that your mother is a woman of easy virtue. Interpretation depends on the context, of course. In the long tradition of putting down someone else's mother as a way of putting them down. Alternatively, just "say hi to your Mom."

Whatever, dude. And hey, say hi to your mom for me.

Say Hi To Your Mom For Me by Enonymous January 26, 2006

Would your mom like it? 

The definition of punk rock. Whenever something is called into question as to whether it is indeed "punk rock," simply ask the question, "Would your mom like it?" If the answer is NO, then the subject is indeed PUNK ROCK.

Punk 1: That guy just took a shit on the stage!! Is that punk rock?

Punk 2: Would your mom like it?

Punk 1: No...

Punk 2: Then yes.

Would your mom like it? by SoFat July 15, 2010