wank strength

The strength and stamina a man gains on their dominant arm from masturbation. Also known as wank strenk.

Shit man I didn’t know u worked out.
I don’t man I got that wank strength

by BiggusDickus_69 February 11, 2022

wank debt

When you haven't had a wank for several days.

I didn't have a wank yesterday, I'm gonna have to get rid of my wank debt by having 2 this evening.

by JesusIsADickhead February 16, 2012

Wank of Shame

When your phone dies whilst masturbating.

My phone died mid-jack so I had to perform the Wank of Shame.

by OTG Lmao February 5, 2021

Posh wank

Chiefly in British English: Masturbating with a condom on.

She flaked last minute so I ended up having a posh wank instead.

by Ksuave March 7, 2020

Lover Wank

When your having a wank, just before you blow the load, shout out your girlfriend/boyfriend then try and finish the job before they get into your room, if not they can finish you off.

Wow Ted failed to finish his wank so his girl gave him a lover wank!

by John.E June 21, 2015

Wank Sock

Also known as "The Love Sock". The old sock that you use to ejaculate into when masturbating and thrown under the bed.

"Shit, i've been busted. My mum found my wank sock under the bed last night!"

by Arse face August 13, 2017

A wank off

When 2 dudes rival eachother in penis size so they battle wanking eachother off to see who cums first.

"brooo, Jeremy and Dave are doing a wank off again"

"I wonder who's gonna win this one"

by The_one_and_only🍑🥇 December 10, 2019